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Rest In Peace Julie Self.... WE LOVE YOU!

About Me

Stinkfist.

My Interests

Television.

I'd like to meet:

Jews that tell jokes.

You've got to promise not to stop when I say when.

Music:

I like Journey. Also things that Dave Grohl is involved in.

Movies:

Waiting for Guffman.

Television:

Stuff that makes me go HA-HA.

Books:

1984.

Just kidding, I can't read.

Heroes:

Two ladies named Amy.

My Blog

Last Post

This is Susan Self. I was responsible for the last message so I don't want ANYONE blaming anyone for it. I was angry but I have now deleted the post. If anyone has any problems or doesn't believe m...
Posted by PANCAKES (get it?? ...anyone?) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Julia Ann Self Services Scheduled:

This is Julie's big brother, Bobby Rackley. I've been reading the forums. I really appreciate all of the great things that everyone has said. I am so glad that she was able to do the things she's done...
Posted by PANCAKES (get it?? ...anyone?) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Mary Kay

Tonight Sarah and I went to a Mary Kay party at a house of this woman that I babysit for.   And the Mary Kay consultant's name was Anel Cox. And I had a giggle fit for an hour. Then I c...
Posted by PANCAKES (get it?? ...anyone?) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Manu.

Jesus Christ.   I am at a loss for words.   Manu Ginobili = Finals MVP. Second half, he could not miss. 9/10 shooting. I came. A lot.
Posted by PANCAKES (get it?? ...anyone?) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I Have Nothing to Say

I had jury duty today but got out of it since they called me in, like, six months ago. I woke up at six in the morning for nothing. I'm glad though. I can go find myself a job today. Or just sit aroun...
Posted by PANCAKES (get it?? ...anyone?) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Mormons.

This young Mormon girl often comes to my house to talk with my mother. Whenever I answer the door I just say, "Sorry, not interested..." but my mom is super nice to her and always listens to her bulls...
Posted by PANCAKES (get it?? ...anyone?) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Paris Hilton.

Kori, Sarah and I attended a "slut" themed party. My dad caught us on the way out. "This tit? It's fine, dad - I'm going to wear a boa. Girls, do you have the Plan B pills?" He later called ...
Posted by PANCAKES (get it?? ...anyone?) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What the fuck?

I tried my new stand-up jokes out on my younger brother, his friend, and my friend Adam, and the whole goddamn time my mom sat in the background growning and telling me I'm not funny. But everyone els...
Posted by PANCAKES (get it?? ...anyone?) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Grandma died.

So, my grandma died. The only thing I can say regarding this is that my aunt unintentionally made a funny which made me laugh. About ten minutes after she passed, the AC turned off, and we were all...
Posted by PANCAKES (get it?? ...anyone?) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Is anyone reading this?

Halloween (can you spot my costume?)
Posted by PANCAKES (get it?? ...anyone?) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST