i can’t... |
...think of a better way to celebrate memorial day than by watching the DEAL OR NO DEAL marathon on cnbc. i really can't.(i'm a simple man!)
Posted by doug benson on Tue, 27 May 2008 04:01:00 PST |
INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL (REVIEW 4 - Spoiler Alert!) |
Was anybody really surprised that Shia LaBeouf turned out to be Indy's kid? The movie should've been called INDIANA JONES AND HIS ILLEGITIMATE SON-MAN.(Can MUTT JONES AND THE... be far behind?)...
Posted by doug benson on Mon, 26 May 2008 05:06:00 PST |
INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL (REVIEW 3) |
THE DARK KNIGHT will be better, even if it's shitty.
Posted by doug benson on Mon, 26 May 2008 05:02:00 PST |
INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL (REVIEW 2) |
If you've been anxiously awaiting another Indiana Jones movie, this one will do.(Go ahead, take a ride on the hype train!)
Posted by doug benson on Mon, 26 May 2008 04:59:00 PST |
INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL |
Harrison Ford isn't too old to play Indiana Jones, but George Lucas and Steven Spielberg are too old to make Indiana Jones movies.
Posted by doug benson on Thu, 22 May 2008 05:44:00 PST |
tim russert... |
...cut the cheese last night while talking to chris matthews about ted kennedy on MSNBC. which is proof that even fart people smart from time to time.(pfffffft)
Posted by doug benson on Thu, 22 May 2008 09:11:00 PST |
simon cowell... |
...may think that david archuletta is a lock to win AI this season, but i say it isn't over until the fat lady sings. or ruben studdard.
Posted by doug benson on Thu, 22 May 2008 08:59:00 PST |
those of... |
...you who missed my cameo on tonight's HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER didn't miss much, i only said five more words than there are in the show's title.(that's ten words!)
Posted by doug benson on Thu, 22 May 2008 08:54:00 PST |
SPEED RACER |
It's like nothing you've ever seen, or would ever want to!
Posted by doug benson on Thu, 22 May 2008 08:40:00 PST |
WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS |
What happens in a Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher movie should stay in Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher. Yes, they should be forced to eat their movies.(Or shove them in some other way.)...
Posted by doug benson on Thu, 22 May 2008 08:38:00 PST |
