Charles Lawry-Martinez - ProfilesArchive

About Me

This is where you put stuff to make you look cool, so lets begin...~Im a comedian in SoCal.~Music is important to me, and not the emo girl Im a band whore who will die without music important. Its I have three violins, two sax's, a harmonica for every key, turn tables with more vinyls than you, two guitars, and a keyboard with weighted keys and pedals important to me.~If you set down a rubiks cube in front of me I will solve it in under three minutes.~I used to be really into magic and I can explain most tricks you see, especially involving cards, and I can also do some. (I used to be into trick decks but those are retarded and most of those same tricks can be done with a regular deck)~I read a ton. Psychology, body language, comedy, criminal justice, and physics books draw my attention the quickest. I also enjoy books on hypnosis and NLP. Im not a big fan of fiction...~I used to want to be an FBI agent with the BAU so I went to college for criminal justice and psychology and then went into acting and ended up with an associates and leaving college because I felt I was wasting my time.~My first college class was my sophomore year in High School and it was Astronomy, I enjoy physics.~In High School I went to school year round for Science and Math (Not summer school, you had to test into it because it was for us smart people)~Im a published poet.~Im a Freemason.~I used to work for geek squad, but the best job I had was as a dj which paid me twenty-five dollars an hour. Now Im a financial adivsor.~Im a laid back dude who is easy to get along with if you have a sense of humor and a brain.

My Interests

HANDH MYSPACE (CLICK ABOVE)

I'd like to meet:

Derren Brown, Luke Jermay, Taylor Mali, and Saul WilliamsWhere the eff did that dot come from...Im big over seas.....

Music:

Anything Stolen...and anything Tom Waits

Movies:

I like things that move, especially the letter "e" We should move all the "e's" back to whatever country they came from. Yeah, Im patriotic like that. I should get a sticker for my car now to prove it and then when I see others with the same sticker I can feel like I belong to something. And 3:10 to Yuma.

Television:

Not much good comes of this, and when it does they get rid of it quickly. Change is bad apparently.

Books:

Lets go with authors on this: J.D. Salinger, Raymond Carver, Neil Strauss, Franz Kafka, Gary Paulsen, Nathaniel Hawthorne, John Cheever, Robert O'Brien, and many others.

Heroes:

Face...get it?Messages coming soon!

Chris' Music

Chris' Education

Jasons Drunk!

Snow shoes

Comedy offer

My Blog

Its a sad day for comedy

I dont normally care about famous people kicking the bucket but George Carlin died yesterday in Santa Monica of heart failure and I am sad. He was always someone I saw myself working with and I enjoy ...
Posted by Charles Lawry-Martinez on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 09:21:00 PST

A public apology....again?

I cant remember if I have done this on this blog, but I have said sorry before and Im about to do it again. In the past I have torn into National Lampoon saying they have went down hill and the onion ...
Posted by Charles Lawry-Martinez on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 02:22:00 PST

Ad Campaign

I like how Mikes hard lemonade is making commercials trying to make it look like it isnt a bitch drink...touche Mikes hard lemonade. Im going to make a commercial for tampons that implies they are no ...
Posted by Charles Lawry-Martinez on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:18:00 PST

Memories

Its always amazing to me the human brain and sense memory. You see or hear something and it takes you back to another time and certain people. There is this nivea after shave balm which I used to...
Posted by Charles Lawry-Martinez on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 02:45:00 PST

This is why I dont cook

I enjoy cooking but I get too elaborate. Thats why I really only cook for other people because it seems like a waste cooking just for myself and I try to keep it simple. So last night I decided to coo...
Posted by Charles Lawry-Martinez on Sun, 25 May 2008 02:32:00 PST

Comedians of Myspace in Punchline Magazine

Im quoted briefly in a brief article for punchline magazine about a group Im a part of called Comedians of Myspace. Click here to read it!...
Posted by Charles Lawry-Martinez on Tue, 20 May 2008 01:49:00 PST

Rick Roll the UCB for Prank Month!

Its prank month at UCB and tonight was a night where some of the performers show clips from pranks shows they were on (Boiling Points, Crank Yankers, Sledge Hammer, Andy Milanokis, and a bunch more)&n...
Posted by Charles Lawry-Martinez on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 04:20:00 PST

Jim Downey & SNL & MadTv

So I was watching a previous SNL my media center recorded (after the strike so not too old, Chris Walken hosted) and Jim Downey (Downer), who has been a writer on the show off and on forever now, was ...
Posted by Charles Lawry-Martinez on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 02:28:00 PST

The Bible is Magic

So two headlines one is the Bible is still the number one book, Number two for men is Lord of the Rings and number two for women is Gone with the wind (which I hate because I feel its racist and...
Posted by Charles Lawry-Martinez on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 05:19:00 PST

Best quote ever (rated R)

"Ford’s economics are the worst thing that’s happened to this country since pantyhose ruined finger-fucking" -President Lyndon B. Johnson Isnt that the craziest thing, President Johnson......
Posted by Charles Lawry-Martinez on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 06:44:00 PST