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Kris Knight

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About Me


I am a struggling stand-up comedian. I am also a musician (voice, guitar, and percussion). I have been a model, and I have done a little acting. Until the day I become rich and famous as a result of my amazing talents, I pay the bills as a Graphic Artist. I enjoy comedy, music, physical activity, reading, Karate (I'm a Purple Belt), and wasting my precious time on the internet.

COMEDIANS - COMEDY WRITERS - ETC.

If you are a comedian or an aspiring comic, or work in a related field, you might consider joining my group Comedians of MySpace! With over 4,250 comedians and related players it's a great place to network, promote, discuss, complain, inform and hang out!
And be sure to check out "Kris Knight's 12 Questions" feature in my blog. I have some wonderful comedians who have graciously answered my 12 questions, both in written form and audio, such as Colin Quinn, Adam Ferrara, Jim Norton, Gregg Rogell, Laurie Killmartin, Taylor Negron, Eddie Brill, Kevin Pollak, Tammy Pescatelli, Greg Proops, Jim David, Ross Bennett and lots of other great guys and gals.

My Interests

Hmm, let me think... COMEDY and COMEDIANS (no shit), music and musicians, good food, good movies, good books, Karate, diggin' in my garden (and no, that is not a euphemism for masturbation), and masturbation. Other than that, I think I answered most of my interests in the "about me" and "who I'd like to meet" areas to the right.

I'd like to meet:

Wow, you mean like a wish list? I have had the pleasure of meeting and getting to know many wonderful comedians. I love meeting anyone working in the comedy field, and that includes stand-up comedians, sketch comedians, writers, creative people, or anyone who enjoys the funny side of life.
As for non-comedian people, I would love to meet and spend time talking to any of the guys from Oingo Boingo. Yes, I'm still obsessed...lol Their music has meant more to me than any other band throughout my life. If I could have a voice like Danny's, I'd rule the world.

Music:

I enjoy damn near everything except hard core country and polka, but if you get me a couple of drinks even polka can be tolerated in small doses.
Some faves are:
New Stuff: Danny Elfman, Green Day, Garbage, Chris Isaak, Offspring, Lost Prophets, Tenacious D, Collective Soul, Coldplay, Lifehouse, Third Eye Blind, Nickelback, Hoobastank.
Old Stuff: Oingo Boingo, Madness, Devo, AC/DC, Def Leopard, Aerosmith, Billy Idol, Bruce Wooley, Howard Jones, Thomas Dolby, Crowded House/Split Endz, The Tubes, Missing Persons, ABC, Leonard Cohen, Richard Thompson, k.d. lang, Patsy Cline, Keely Smith & Louie Prima.

Movies:

Edward Scissorhands, Harvey, Dr. Strangelove, Enemy Mine, Beetlejuice, Dune, Batman (Burton films only), X-men, Urgh! A Music War, Buckaroo Banzai, Tank Girl, Bladerunner, 5th Element, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, National Lampoon's Vacation series, The Wizard of Oz, Basic Instinct, Cool Hand Luke.
Some of my favorite actors/actresses: John Hurt, Jeff Goldblum, Johnny Depp, Gary Oldman, Larry Fishburn (I refuse to call him Lawrence), Hugh Jackman, Alan Cumming, Rutger Hauer, Bernicio DelToro, Tommy Lee Jones, Angelina Jolie, Sharon Stone, Charlize Theron.

Television:

Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn (R.I.P. and yes, I know I should get over it. Fuck off), Insomniac, Talk Soup, Best Week Ever, MXC, Adult Swim, Cartoon Network (the Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, Ed Edd & Eddy, Courage The Cowardly Dog, Johnny Bravo & Samurai Jack - it's like droppin a tab watching these shows lol), Travel Sick (I love Grub Smith!), Antiques Roadshow (shaddup, I like it), The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Myth Busters, Trading Spouses, Supernanny (Jo Frost is hot), I love the celebrities crammed into a house shows, and all the shows that document the private lives of asinine celebrities, any type of documentary and/or indie films, and anything on The History, Biography, and Animal Planet channels.

Books:

How about authors instead: Frank Herbert, John Varley, Octavia Butler, Anne Rice (insert obligatory "Beauty Series" reference here...and yes I enjoyed it), Philip Jose Farmer, Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Ian Flemming, Pearl Buck, Robert Heinlein, Cleveland Amory, Piers Anthony, Larry Niven, Tannith Lee, MZB, Ursula K. LeGuinn, Mercedes Lackey, Jean M. Auel, W. Michael Gear & Kathleen O'Neal Gear, Hunter S. Thompson, Paul Reiser, and Robert Frost.

Heroes:

I'm not sure I have any actual heros, but I do think highly of a few people. I admire those who keep their goals in sight and continue doing what they love no matter what the odds are -- add to this list most stand-up comedians. No, these people are not always standards of clean living or necessarily pure of heart, nor are their actions/words world changing, but they are tenacious and more or less true to their art and each other. I am amazed at how much they tend to help each other in an often cut-throat industry.

My Blog

12 Questions with JON OWENS

Recorded live at Smith's Bar in Manhattan, NY, on March 22, 2007Jon sat down with my partner, La Mott Jackson, and answered my 12 Questions. Enjoy :)Photo courtesy of L. Jackson Studios Show Jon some ...
Posted by Kris Knight on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 09:50:00 PST

12 Questions with BRETT ALAN

Recorded live at The Comic Strip in New York City on March 4, 2007The spirited Brett Alan sat with me and answered my 12 Questions while La Mott snapped this nifty shot of us.Photo courtesy of L. Jack...
Posted by Kris Knight on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 12:50:00 PST

12 Questions with WILLIAM STEPHENSON

Recorded live at The Comic Strip in New York City on March 4, 2007I sat down with the warm and personable William Stephenson and asked him my 12 Questions.Photo courtesy of L. Jackson StudiosCheck out...
Posted by Kris Knight on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 02:34:00 PST

12 Questions with PETE CORREALE

Recorded live at The Olive Tree/Comedy Cellar in New York City on March 3, 2007Pete had me cracking up as I asked him my 12 Questions. La Mott captured us in action.All photos courtesy of L. Jackson S...
Posted by Kris Knight on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 11:21:00 PST

12 Questions with LISA LANDRY (audio)

Recorded live at The Olive Tree/Comedy Cellar in New York City on March 5, 2007Lisa has got to be one of the nicest comedians I've ever met. She sat down and answered my 12 Questions while La Mott too...
Posted by Kris Knight on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 11:19:00 PST

12 Questions with ANDREW KENNEDY (audio)

Recorded live at The Olive Tree/Comedy Cellar in New York City on March 2, 2007After enjoying watching Andrew perform at The Comedy Cellar, La Mott and I sat down with him at the Olive Tree restaurant...
Posted by Kris Knight on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 11:08:00 PST

12 Questions with DANNY LOBELL (audio)

Recorded live at Carnegie Deli in New York City on March 14, 2007La Mott Jackson and Danny sat down at the deliciously famous Carnegie Deli to answer my 12 Questions.All photos courtesy of L. Jackson ...
Posted by Kris Knight on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 10:38:00 PST

12 Questions with MARC THEOBALD (audio)

Recorded live at The Olive Tree/Comedy Cellar in New York City on March 4, 2007Marc sat down with me and La Mott Jackson between sets at The Comedy Cellar to answer my 12 Questions and snap a couple o...
Posted by Kris Knight on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 10:59:00 PST

12 Questions with MATTY GOLDBERG

Recorded live on March 24, 2007.La Mott Jackson sat down with Matty over lunch and asked him my 12 Questions.All photos courtesy of L. Jackson StudiosThis is Matty's web site... or is it? mattygoldbe...
Posted by Kris Knight on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 11:06:00 PST

12 Questions with JIM NORTON (audio)

Recorded live at The Olive Tree/Comedy Cellar in New York City on March 5, 2007I sat down with Jim at the Olive Tree/Comedy Cellar and asked him my 12 Questions.La Mott captured the moment perfectly.A...
Posted by Kris Knight on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 08:23:00 PST