No, I didn’t get a boob job... |
...although I could probably use a boob job. I had a "left breast ductoscopy with major ductal excision." Now you can see why I just call it "hooter surgery." I'm only telling you th...
Posted by Traci Skene on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 09:47:00 PST |
"Grandpop Has Left The Building" from SHECKYmagazine.com August 2007 |
Elvis Aaron Presley and Robert Fithian Dingler died within a day of each other 30 years ago during the hot and muggy August of 1977. I remember where I was when I heard the news of Elvis's passing. I ...
Posted by Traci Skene on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 07:24:00 PST |
G Spot |
The real name for the G Spot is Skene's Gland. That's right folks, I am a walking G Spot. Remember that the next time you shake my hand.
Posted by Traci Skene on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 11:10:00 PST |
My Celebrity Look-alikes |
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Posted by Traci Skene on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 04:55:00 PST |
"Condo, Condo, Condo" from SHECKYmagazine.com Feb. 2002 |
Which of the following statements is not true:A. I refuse to eat with a big spoon or a small fork.B. I won't let anyone touch my bellybutton.C. I love comedy condos.Obviously, the correct answer is C....
Posted by Traci Skene on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 10:58:00 PST |
"Miss Afghanistan" from SHECKYmagazine.com Dec. 2001 |
Under Taliban rule, the Miss Afghanistan Pageant* must have been the most boring beauty contest in history... or, at the very least, the hardest to judge. After all, how do you pick a winner in the sw...
Posted by Traci Skene on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 10:50:00 PST |
"Show and Tell" from SHECKYmagazine.com Dec. 2002 |
I was onstage recently in Sheridan, Wyoming, waiting for the laughs from joke #2 to die down before launching into the setup for joke #3, when out of the darkness I heard the all too familiar voice of...
Posted by Traci Skene on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 10:41:00 PST |
