I Love The Smell of IcyHot in the Morning |
© 2007 Leighann Lord
As I sit here with a ThermaCare Heat Wrap on my back, an Icy Hot Medicated Sleeve on my knee and liberal amounts of BenGay coating my triceps, biceps, and quads, I'm wondering ho...
Posted by Leighann - Very Funny Lady on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 06:32:00 PST |
Succeed or Breed? |
© 2007 Leighann Lord
As a former English major, bookstore clerk and all around bibliophile, I read a lot. I finish most of the books I start, but there are a couple I just can't seem to get through. ...
Posted by Leighann - Very Funny Lady on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 09:29:00 PST |
Hang On To Your Skin |
By Leighann Lord, © 2007
As cold and flu season approach, we are urged to frequently wash our hands to prevent and fight the spread of germs. Simple enough but it gets challenging in the nefarious ...
Posted by Leighann - Very Funny Lady on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 11:53:00 PST |
Next Guest? |
© 2007 Leighann Lord
The check out line was long at the Burlington Coat Factory, the discount clothing store, but it moved. Perhaps they're afraid if you wait in line too long, you'll realize...
Posted by Leighann - Very Funny Lady on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 09:41:00 PST |
Bitchy About Butter |
© 2007 Leighann Lord
So I'm ordering a bagel from the drive thru at Dunkin Donuts. Yes, I know. This is wrong on many levels. First: I'm ordering a bagel at Dunkin Donuts. Their bagels...
Posted by Leighann - Very Funny Lady on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 07:38:00 PST |
The Best Laid Plans of Mice & Muggles |
© 2007 Leighann Lord
I've been a licensed driver for many years which means I have my fair share of Department of Motor Vehicle horror stories. It's been a while since I've read "Dante's Inf...
Posted by Leighann - Very Funny Lady on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 09:53:00 PST |
The Black Comic Perspective. Im Not Qualified |
Leighann Lord © 2007 Mr. Elon James White has kindly asked me to write a blog for The Black Comedy Project about my experience in the business as a Black comic. While I'm very flattered by his r...
Posted by Leighann - Very Funny Lady on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 09:26:00 PST |
Angel of Death? Please Hold |
I have some older folks in my family who refuse to use voice mail. My mom has it on her cell phone don't bother leaving her a message. She's not checking it. I've shown her how, but just having a mob...
Posted by Leighann - Very Funny Lady on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 08:25:00 PST |
My Milkshake Brings My Dog to the Car |
We have a tradition in our family. After a visit to the Veterinarian, which is very traumatic for our eight year old cocker spaniel, Rolie, (he trembles pathetically and looks at us with big, sad eye...
Posted by Leighann - Very Funny Lady on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 06:10:00 PST |
Judge Not. Ill Try (No I Wont) |
The Bible says, "Judge not, lest ye be judged" but that's not enough of a deterrent. Judging other peoples lives and choices is fun, free and entertaining. You just have to pay for the popcorn. To co...
Posted by Leighann - Very Funny Lady on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 05:43:00 PST |
