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Joe Lipari

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About Me

I am a U.S Army Veteran turned comic extraordinaire. Yes the transition from the military to the entertainment business was tough, but I had plenty of booze. "Work is the curse of the drinking class" ~ Oscar Wilde

My Interests

The Yankees, The Raiders, photography, music, comedy, TV, film, passing to the left hand side, hating stupid people, not telling people how to vote, reading, writing, as little arithmetic as possible (some things never change Mrs. Runo), knowing stuff, starting my own wikipedia page (Hey, Paris fucking Hilton has one), eating (I kind of have to), I like to drink a bit (nothing crazy, well, not anymore), yoga... I like being a genius, its kind of a cool thing to be.

I'd like to meet:

I like meeting all kinds of people (especially funny people and hot chicks). I tend to like more adventurous people, so don't bring me that lame shit!

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Music:

I like everything from AC/DC, to Biggy, to J5, to Kanye, to Marjley, to The Roots, to Wagner, to Zepplin.

Movies:

Fight Club, Just Friends, Die Hard (1,3 & 4), Apacolypto, The Indiana Jones Movies, Lord of the Rings movies, Dude Where's My Car, Jaws, Little Miss Sunshine, Finding Neverland, Garden State, ok.. I have like 200 dvd's. I like movies, I might be enough of a douche to fill this out. But, not a big enough douche to take all day doing it.

Television:

I don't get to watch a lot of TV but I'm a big fan of Entourage, The Daily Show,The Simpsons, Family Guy, The Shield, Rescue Me, Scrubs, How I Met Your Mother, Always Sunny and any kind of Stand-up.... as long as it doesn't suck, like Carlos Mencia now that guy sucks. How do people like him?..... Really K how do you like him?

Books:

A Clockwork Orange, American Psycho, I Killed, Comic Insight, The Idiots Guide to Comedy Writing, Requim for a Dream, The Alchemist, Heroes of a Thousand Faces, Fight Club, The Hero's Journey, Last Exit to Brooklyn, Pathways to Bliss, Blink, Freaconomics, The Complete Idiots Guide to becoming a model, How to Talk Dirty and Influence People, Everybody Poops, Gili (much better than the movie), Pinstripe Summer, Awake the Giant Within, The Magic of Believing, The Alchemist... I like to read.

My Blog

Valentine’s Day

Ohhh Valentine's Day... A holiday invented to sell greeting cards, candy, flowers and stuffed animals. People in happy relationships rub it in our faces and people in shitty ones fool themselves into ...
Posted by Joe Lipari on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 09:38:00 PST

Politics, Politics, Politics

For the most partThese presidential candidates are all LAMENone of them have opinions of there own or even a little bit of likability. This Ron Paul cat is the only one I can even get behind a littleH...
Posted by Joe Lipari on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 07:04:00 PST

Resolution time

2007 came and went, it was an odd year. Full of ups and downs, twists and turns, but thankfully its over and most of us are still here. Its the time of year where we all declare the things we wish to ...
Posted by Joe Lipari on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 07:54:00 PST

Chillin w/ a legend

My site (Livehoboken.com) did its first celebrity photoshoot & interview this weekend. www.livehoboken.comGuru and Solar are 2 of the most amazing people I've ever met. Usually when someone reaches th...
Posted by Joe Lipari on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 09:21:00 PST

If you knew Adara....

I've known Adara for a few years now and you don't really realize how much someone affected your life until the moment you find out you'll never speak to them again. Adara had this unique ability to r...
Posted by Joe Lipari on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 01:19:00 PST

Writers and stage hands go on strike

Ummm, I HATE unions and everything they stand for. Joining a union is like saying "Ohhh, I'm not going to get ahead in life unless I have people help me". What ever happened to survival of the fittest...
Posted by Joe Lipari on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 09:53:00 PST

"Mad props" to my girl Whoopie Goldberg (blog about Racism)

Racism is a big thing for me.All of my closest friends have all been of varying backgrounds.I understand where prejudice comes from; I can still be a very prejudice person.But, I draw the line when pe...
Posted by Joe Lipari on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 07:12:00 PST

Free Don Imus! (Race Relations by Joe Lipari)

Are there any words in the English language that some one won't find offensive?When did we turn in to a nation of cry babies who call Al Sharpton everytime our feelings get hurt?I understand racism ex...
Posted by Joe Lipari on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 09:46:00 PST

A Realization

I've come to realizeNo matter who we are or what people think of usWe're all insecure little kids... I don't care if you're 11, 25 or 62We want to be told that we're better than this person Or, more a...
Posted by Joe Lipari on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 12:29:00 PST

Sports

I'm a sports fan, but I also have a life. I don't know how many tackles the left defensive end on any team has ever made. And, I don't want to. Why are some people obsessed with the accomplishments o...
Posted by Joe Lipari on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 08:56:00 PST