Dave Turner on Dave Turner
Dave Turner on Dave Turner Dave Turner is a self described hero who enjoys those red, white & blue rocket shaped popsicles, waiting for St Patrick's Day, and peeing his initials in the snow. Like all great comedians Dave was born in 1981, isn't Carlos Mencia, and is still bitter at the clothing store Structure for changing it's name to Express for Men. Dave graduated from the University of Michigan in 2004 and has since moved to New York, or Hoboken (its so f***ing close, cant we just round?). Dave made his comedy debut in March 2005 at Gotham Comedy Club, and since has appeared at Stand Up NY, New York Comedy Club, Caroline's on broadway, Sal's Comedy Hole, The Comedy Cellar, and many other clubs across the tri-state area. Dave Turners comic style can only be described as random, witty and Non-Carrot-Top-esque. Some of Dave's best jokes include...."Man that Starbucks is expensive. They should call it Star-a-couple-of-bucks"
Although most people don't actually find Dave funny, they generally appreciate his efforts. Like when girls try to talk sports with men. Sure their wrong, and couldn't possibly understand the complexities of repeating what you heard on Sports Center, but you've got to give them credit. Some of post-show comments from Dave's last show include....
"I havent been that pissed off since Landon from real world slept with that hot black chick. Does anyone know a good place to buy icehouse beer?"
- Random guy wearing a billabong hoody
"Dave you had some really funny material tonight, but you're not a funny person. You should give your jokes to someone who's actually funny"
- Daves Mom
For more information on Dave Turner please visit www.daveturnercomedy.com