kathe with an e. - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm nice...
until I'm not.

Born in Texas, grew up in New Orleans, lived in Boston, and in L.A. and Atlanta twice. I am a direct descendant of a Cherokee Indian Chief. I'm very passionate about things I believe in or care about. I'm a proud member of the TaTa Sisterhood. I love inside jokes. I hate junk mail. And small talk. I'm sarcastic. I can't cook. I don't like vegetables. I'm always late; deal with it. I'm pretty boring most of the time. My dogs sleep in the bed with me. I'm slightly neurotic when it comes to matters of spelling and grammar. I have an American Lit professor to thank for that. If you're my friend you do not appreciate this about me. I've been on the business side of comedy for 20 years so if I don't laugh at your jokes, sorry; I'm a tough sell. Don't take it personally. Or do, I don't care.
Overly sensitive men creep me out. I appreciate a man who is able to make me laugh out loud (I mean really laugh, not just politely chuckle) because that's not an easy thing to do. Fortunately for me, I've found one who does. I don't believe chivalry is dead. On life support maybe, but not dead.
I love football. Love it, love it, love it. The Saints are my team but I also like the Falcons and Cowboys. As long as they're not playing the Saints. Saturdays in the Fall are reserved for college football so outta my way if LSU, Texas, or Georgia games are on TV.
I have the most incredible friends in the world, most of whom you can meet right down there on my friend's list. Go ahead, say hello.

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The Famous... and the Infamous

I am the proud parent of a precious little boy named Dallas and a big beautiful girl named Sweetie. My kids are hairier than most, and their breath is kind of stinky, but I won't have to pay for college and they are not embarrassed when I sing (they think I sound like Alicia Keys). Unconditional love...
In addition to my goat herding and lumberjack duties,
I also book comedy shows
and handle Tater Salad's PR for a living.
That's it for now, I'm tired.
Shine on you crazy hillbillies.

My Interests

First and foremost, spending time with my dogs and my most incredible friends and family. Then, not in any particular order: crawfish boils, a really good hamburger, Taco Tico, Krispy Kreme, Miller Lite, frozen Margaritas (no salt), Trace Adkins, The Red Sox, watching Michael Vick, anything that makes me laugh out loud, reconnecting with old friends, staying in instead of going out, rainy days, sunny days, sitting around doing absolutely nothing with the one who makes me smile, road trips in my Jeep, inside jokes, satellite radio, comfortable boots, uncomfortable boots that look hot, jeans that fit in the butt AND the waist, U.S. History, the genius of Mitch Hedberg, fireplaces on cold days, my job (most of the time), Football (College and Pro), good hair days, bubble baths, the smell of baby oil, pedicures, massages, sitting on my deck in the summertime sippin on a cold one, hangin with my dogs and people that don't aggravate me, taking the long way home...

I'd like to meet:

Prefer those who walk upright and have opposable thumbs.
I've always wanted to play Naked Twister with Matthew McConaughey so if anyone can arrange that I'd be most appreciative.
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Music:

Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Kris Kristofferson, Jessi Colter, Delbert McClinton, Jimmy Buffett, Marc Broussard, the Meters, Joss Stone, Lyle Lovett, Elvis Costello, Jeff Hicks, old Motown/R&B

Movies:

Not big on movies. Especially if I have to leave my house to see them. I can deal with watching the occasional DVD. Comedian, Gone With the Wind, Urban Cowboy, Jaws, most Will Ferrell movies

Television:

Forensic Files, Psychic Detectives, Cold Case Files, City Confidential, Everybody Loves Raymond, E True Hollywood Story, Family Guy, Cheaters, Blind Date, The Daily Show, Ali G, That 70's Show

Books:

Curious George Goes to the Beach, anything by Dr. Suess

Heroes:

My daddy, my brilliant Physician sister, my brother, Rosa Parks, The United States Military!

The measure of a life is not its duration, but its donation...
Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005
I miss my friend.

My Blog

Putting Things in Perspective

The Saints won't be going to Miami. I suppose it just wasn't meant to be. But they can and should hold their heads high. They gave New Orleans a winning season and advanced to their first ever N...
Posted by kathe with an e. on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 09:42:00 PST

Another by-product of the O.J. Simpson Era

I remember when news anchors at least gave off the air that they had a lick of sense. I liked that. Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I want my pastor to be clean shaven, my pilot to be sober at the c...
Posted by kathe with an e. on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 03:25:00 PST

I think I'm allergic to Tater Salad...

I regret to inform you that I am going to have to trade you in for new, non alcoholic friends. It's unfortunate that you have to pay for the sins of others but after a night of drinking with Ron White...
Posted by kathe with an e. on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 03:55:00 PST

What happens in Vegas...

Gets posted on my blog...I just got back from the Comedy Festival in Las Vegas. Technically this was a business trip, but that sounds so boring and tedious. This trip was anything but. I had a BLAST! ...
Posted by kathe with an e. on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 06:53:00 PST

The TaTa Sisterhood travels to Tinseltown!

The girls came to LA to spend my 34th birthday (shut up! I am so 34!) with me... Here's some of the pics from the weekend. ...
Posted by kathe with an e. on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 03:42:00 PST

Happy Trails

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Posted by kathe with an e. on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 01:13:00 PST

RON WHITE IS MY HERO

HE KNOWS WHY. I'M BLOWN AWAY BY YOUR GENEROSITY AND HUMBLED BY YOUR LOYALTY. AND WHAT CAN I SAY ABOUT MY TA TA'S? DESPITE THE TEMPORARY PHYSICAL SEPARATION, THE TA TA SISTERHOOD WILL REMAIN INT...
Posted by kathe with an e. on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 10:07:00 PST

Boston Comedy Festival pics!

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Posted by kathe with an e. on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 06:55:00 PST

A Stingray Stole My Baby! Get it-Stingray~Dingo? Funnier when said out loud in an Aussie accent

I'm bored out of my mind and nothing is on TV except repeated footage of a crazy man with a funny accent jumping on top of crocodiles. I know I should relish this down time while I've got it, bec...
Posted by kathe with an e. on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 12:20:00 PST

Jon Benet

So, her alleged killer has allegedly been arrested. And of course the 24 hour cable news pundits are all declaring what a tragedy it is that Patsy didn't live to see justice for her daughter. They fur...
Posted by kathe with an e. on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 11:11:00 PST