I dreamt I was using the bathroom, can you guess what happened? |
Not just any bathroom. This bathroom was the most amazing bathroom EVER. Dreams don't make much sense so I can't explain where I was or why this bathroom was so great; it just was. Spanish tiles, mir...
Posted by Tim Rhodes on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 06:21:00 PST |
Meet the women of Match.com |
Please....DON'T HATE....but here are some of the women on Match.com that want a piece of Tim Rhodes! I know... how can one man be so damn lucky? I really don't know which one to choose. Bachorlette nu...
Posted by Tim Rhodes on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 09:50:00 PST |
Tim Rhodes writes again.... |
I haven't written a blog in forever. So at the request of several of my good friends; here goes:Where do I begin? Just got back from Universal Studios with my kids. We stayed at the Hard Rock Hotel wh...
Posted by Tim Rhodes on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 11:39:00 PST |
I'm in love! |
I've always had a crush on Katie. I know the haters think her interviews suck, that she never asks the "tough" questions, but I don't care, I want to have sex with her!Sophisticated women are the best...
Posted by Tim Rhodes on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 07:49:00 PST |
Mexican hairstylist and gray hair... |
So, today I went to a "required" review meeting at the Ga. Dept of Labor. In theory, I guess it's a good idea. They want to make sure you're actually out there looking for a job in lieu of sitting on...
Posted by Tim Rhodes on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 02:32:00 PST |
My new roomate....a roach! |
First of all, there's not much that takes me down. There are only a few things that make me a sniveling idiot; The Notebook, my mom passing away, and yeah, cockroaches! Last night it happened. I walke...
Posted by Tim Rhodes on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 08:00:00 PST |
Guy that shoots bird during photos... |
I LOATHE this dumbass! You all know this guy! Dude that wears a button down long sleeve shirt with shorts and flip flops. He is usually loud, and obnoxious. He THINKS he's the life of the party. Let m...
Posted by Tim Rhodes on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 09:55:00 PST |
Golden Vagina (Adult content) |
**Warning... ADULT CONTENT!**What I'm about to write may offend, but it's the truth; Angelina Jolie must have a Golden pussy! Either that or she gives the best head on the planet!What the fuck happen...
Posted by Tim Rhodes on Sun, 28 May 2006 10:18:00 PST |
Street walkers... |
Living in Midtown has it's advantages, but there are a couple of downers...like people! Mostly people crossing the street. My biggest complaint are dumbasses that are crossing the road while you are ...
Posted by Tim Rhodes on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 12:51:00 PST |
I hate the Ocean... |
While taking my kids to the beach this week, I had a revelation; I hate the Ocean. I guess I should rephrase; I hate SWIMMING in the Ocean. The ironic thing is I'm from freakin Miami! I grew up on th...
Posted by Tim Rhodes on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 11:28:00 PST |
