Evan - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm probably not as funny as I think I am and I'm perfectly ok with that.

My Interests

HORSEPOWER, GIRLS, BIKES, DIRT, BLOOD, CAMERAS, HTML

I'd like to meet:

A homeless guy named Curtis and some girls who like girls.

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Music:

Dick Delicious And The Tasty Testicles, Meatmen, GG Allin, Guttermouth, Hank III, Dead Kennedys, White Zombie, Beastie Boys, Pennywise, Hatebreed, Slayer, Psycore, Kottonmouth Kings, Primer 55, Rage Against The Machine, Revolution Mother, Rickets, Reverend Horton Heat, Transplants

Movies:

Fight Club, Devil's Advocate, Fresno Smooth, Joe Dirt, Dogtown Z Boys (Original), Natural Born Killers, Pulp Fiction, Devil's Rejects, The Mack, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, The Matrix, On Any Sunday (Moto), Winners Take All, Superfly, American History X, Scarface, Office Space, Resevior Dogs, 25th Hour, Seven, 12 Monkeys, Dogma, Rad, Dolemite, House of 1000 Corpses

Television:

Fuel Network, Speed Channel, Comedy Central, CNN, Weather Channel

Books:

Get In The Van (Henry Rollins), Art Of War, Villain's Guide to Better Living, 7 Habits of Highly Effective People, Dennis Miller Rants, Persuasion: Reception and Responsibility, Anarchist Cookbook, Kama Sutra, Guinness Book of World Records, Any book on the US Civil War or Vietnam, Every single book from 6 years of school (I kept them all)

Heroes:

Boozy the Clown, GG Allin, Darwin, Karen Finley, "Bad" Billy Robinson

My Blog

Pink Pony South

After nearly 2 years on the mic at Doll House I will now be calling the new Pink Pony South home once we open for business (December 12). I will be working Monday Tuesday & Wednesday nights. Come ...
Posted by Evan on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 08:39:00 PST

Join the Riot Radio MySpace family

The Riot Radio MySpace is a band page just so we can post audio clips in the player. If you don't accept friend requests from bands then we can't send you one so hit us up at www.myspace.com/welovestr...
Posted by Evan on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 01:45:00 PST

40 MPH Face Plant (Graphic)

40 mph mouse-trapped over the bars...Quarter-sized hole 19 stitches to pull it closed. I got a mini-face lift.Thanks to Keith for the stealth mission sneaking the camera into ER. Docs were cool about ...
Posted by Evan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

DJs & MUSICIANS: ELECTRO GEAR FOR SALE

STUDIO GEAR FOR SALE Contact: Evan [email protected] Located in Atlanta, Georgia. Everything located in studio, never toured. RECORDING GEAR: Tascam M-3500 35 channel mixer desk (needs some meter b...
Posted by Evan on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 11:42:00 PST

Monster Trucks in Atlanta

Got to announce the FMX show during the Monster Truck Jam at the sold-out Atlanta Dome last week. 70,000 people screaming on your command is seriously one of the coolest things I have ever done. Stand...
Posted by Evan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

George Bernard Shaw Once Wrote...

"The power of accurate observation is often called cynicism by those who don't possess it"He knew what he was talking about. People go through life with blinders on. We don't need to harp on the bad t...
Posted by Evan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Mullet Phase One

After all the years of shaving my head bald, I am growing a mullet. Here to report that it's coming along nicely. Next week I'm getting my first haircut in 7 years. I'm trying hard to remember the bar...
Posted by Evan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Here's a first...

I've been around the block once or twice. I hang out with a bunch of people who've been there and done most of it too. I've worked in strip clubs for 16 years so I thought I'd done and seen just about...
Posted by Evan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Tip Of The Day

Don't get caught skinny-dipping in Mississippi -E
Posted by Evan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST