Turd Ferguson

I'd like to meet:

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: I can't give this out, psycho internet stalkers might find me
Birthday: A Day in August
Birthplace: in a hospital
Current Location: On my ass in front of the computer
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Hazel
Height: I think 5'6"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Heinz 57 Mix
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black ones
Your Weakness: Shall I start listing in alphabetical order?
Your Fears: Carnies, Mice, Millers....
Your Perfect Pizza: No green peppers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Find a job I like
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I haven't used that in so long I forgot the lingo
Thoughts First Waking Up: Crap...do I have to go to work
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyebrows
Your Bedtime: When I fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: How do you miss a memory...if you miss it just remember it again
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: It is spelled McDonalds, Not MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Never thought about dating a whole group of people
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Arizona Iced Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Yes
Cappuccino or Coffee: Yes
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Shit no
Do you Sing: Yes, but not infront of people
Do you Shower Daily: Where was this survey written? In West Virginia?
Have you Been in Love: Blah
Do you want to go to College: Im there
Do you want to get Married: Someday
Do you belive in yourself: To a certain degree
Do you get Motion Sickness: I don't think so
Do you think you are Attractive: I dunno
Are you a Health Freak: Nope
Do you get along with your Parents: Sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Heck yes I do
Do you play an Instrument: Used to
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yup
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No thank God...I loathe those places
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Yup
Ever been called a Tease: Nope
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: In my sleep..a long time from now
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Rich
What country would you most like to Visit: Hmm....I'm not sure
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: This is a waste of time
Favourite Hair Color:
Short or Long Hair:
Height:
Weight:
Best Clothing Style:
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: over 1000
Number of Piercings: Just ears..11
Number of Tattoos: Zero
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Want the alphabetic list again

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
How will you DIE?
Name / Username
You will die from blood loss
At age 68

This QuickKwiz by Confused_Pete - Taken 637300 Times. New! Get Free Horoscopes from Kwiz.Biz
Nihilist Bear

Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

My Comment Box
Leave me a comment:
Instead of clicking on "Add Comment" link on the bottom, just use the box below to write me a comment.

View/Edit All All of My Comments

Movies:

.. width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

Take the quiz:
what type of car are you?

Muscle Car
you like it fast and loud and want everybody to know it. u have raw muscle under the hood

Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!.. width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

What Napoleon Dynamite Phrase Are You?
Name
DOB
Date
Pick One
Your Phrase GOSH!!!
Napoleonness - 97%
Will You Ever Be As Cool As Napoleon?? (8) - You may rely on it. - (8)
This Quiz by pimpinit772 - Taken 417893 Times. New - Dating Advice written by YOU!
Games Provided By FreeCodeSource.com
Your Daddy Is George Clinton
What You Call Him: Big Daddy
Why You Love Him: He takes you to church Who's Your Daddy?
You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You? I am 82% Asshole/Bitch.
.. I am one of those people that love to hear the sound of their voice. That and my lousy attitude make for a mixture as toxic next-day-mexican-dinner-ass-drip. Take the
Asshole/Bitch Test
@ FualiDotCom
Your 2005 Song Is
Beverly Hills by Weezer
"My automobile is a piece of crap
My fashion sense is a little whack
And my friends are just as screwy as me"
You breezed through 2005 in your own funky style! What Hit Song of 2005 Are You?

Heroes:

What kind of muscle car are you?

Â
1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28
You are a 1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28. You love your car....your friends love your car and thats whats most important to you! Your car really hauls ass! You feel bad that they aren't making Camaros anymore....but don't worry...cuz you know they'll be back!
Take The Quiz Now! Quizzes by myYearbook.comHere is my real hero... Tourettes Guy Interview 4

Add to My Profile | More Videos

You can go to Jolly Pirate Donuts & take a 2 hour shit for all I care!

About Me