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About Me

I like to have a few cocktails, start a fire in somebody's kitchen,,,,maybe go to seaworld,,take my pants off,,,you know sort of see what happens. I like bull fights on acid, night putting, full contact golf, bowling for heroin, and modern day jousting when your naked on the back of a steroid infused midget (preferably female, but if all that are laying around are transvestite, steroid infused midgets you can make do). The difference is that you are trying to knock the legs out from under the little buggers,,,which can be a bitch to do,,,you know,,,low center of gravity. The most exciting thing that I like to do is invest in the Ecuadorian Stock Exchange, which can be a lot of fun because you can buy, sell and just plain old lose thousands of stocks a day and not really make or waste enough money to buy an Icehouse 24 ouncer (which I highly reccomend, rich, full, malty flavor, and five or six of those 89 cent beauties will get you drunk.) I always like to remember the wise words of this old bum that I used to score forties from in libbey park when he said to me "remember son, if your ever in a pinch, vinegar will get you drunk." God bless America.Myspace Backgrounds

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

professional bowlers, fellow midget tossers, people who read the last page of a book first because they're obsessed with the idea that they might die before finishing it, the genius who invented the pocket fisherman, the not so dead bloated, fat and living off royalty trio of Sid Vicious, Jim Morrison and Elvis,,,,,you know those guys are partying somewhere,,,and you know they always try to hide from the bill, people who make cardboard boxes for a living,,,just to ask them what inspires them to be so creative!! Pippi Longstocking,,,was that bitch really that strong??? Tom Hatten,,so I could watch him do drawings of Popeye and Tom Slick (fuck george of the jungle), and last, but definitely not least,,,,John Fucking Elway, who broght me nothing but joy in my life (except for when the refs fucked up,,like in that 55 to 10 superbowl,,,fucking refs!!!

My Blog

A story about Larry

Just a Story about Larry Larry’s spine crackled and his blue flannel shirt pulled out from his pants, revealing the sweat glistened crack of his ass as he leaned forward to grab the dog-eared c...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:16:00 GMT

A great poem about shit

so let me throw down a little bit of background on here,,,before you delve into the olfactory and well,,,,,just dang old madness/tomfoolery that follows. So there we were- it was me, my buddy Jim, Ben...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 22:28:00 GMT

dang old old school gangsta tagged me

Current mood: uhhh, just boredThe rules are: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you chose 10 people to be tag...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 20:29:00 GMT

part 2 (read part 1 first)

part 2,,,,,,now this is where it gets kind of wierd, please bear with me, its all true. So, after an amazing vinnously inspired epiphany (Dionyssus, I totally get where you are coming from, even thoug...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 15:07:00 GMT

a night of reckoning, part 1

Overcooked salmon, three wrinkled and battered brown paper bags, and an accomponingly number of marginally filled glasses of wine sit in front of me.Relaxing the knot of the tie thats pretty much been...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 09:18:00 GMT

for dad

am I so selfishto keep you herewhen you should be freehow can youenjoy the release of deathwhen you are still stuck herein theunrelentingand encompassinggrasp of my heartthatrefusesto let you gothe bl...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 15:43:00 GMT

another crazy night out for el guero borracho

I started writing this as a letter, but just thought it was too good not to share. now that I'm not sore or bleeding anymore, its gotten funnierwent to this local bar, the hut with this one friend of ...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 18:27:00 GMT

hey, I'm as pretty as rita hayworth motherfuckers

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Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 07:58:00 GMT

influential albums

Childhood:1. Black Flag: DamagedGreg ginn's screaming guitar and Henry Rollins going nuts on the mic- I think I was the only kid in third grade with the famous black flack bars written all over his no...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 22:52:00 GMT

landmarks

landmarks- palahniuckA poem about Saint Gut Free"Here's ther job I left to come here," the Saint says, "And thelife I gave up."He used to drive a tour bus.Saint Gut Free onstage, his arms folded acros...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 19:26:00 GMT