Oh my little pookie-pooh, I simply adore flavored waters. Especially the Berry Splash. It's such a cute little tasting of fruit in water. How do they do that? It absolutley refreshes me and quenches my thirst! I love to smack my lips together after drinking flavored water. It makes me feel like the sexiest guy around! Muah!
OK, I am going to be so totally honest here. I really want to meet a sweet guy. Someone who will love and cherish me. Someone who will go shopping with me all day long. Just think...Gucci glasses, Prada man bags, Luis Vutton luggage. And oh, I almost forgot, I would love to meet a boyfriend with a cute little doggie that we can take absolutely everywhere we go along with my little boy, Bushy Wooshy Von Tushy!Faggy (as all my most beloved friends call me) simply loves the boys. Ooh, especially the ones that come here from those foreign countries. They simply smell so pretty with all of those expensive perfumes they wear. I want to meet a guy that will puff perfumes in our home all day long. And when we run out of Lavender Mist, he'll have a Vanilla Scented candle we purchased together in the Hamptons as a quick replacement! Toodles!
Attention all CLAYmates: Welcome to CLAYmania! Hold up...wait a minute, Like O to the M to the G, Clay how could you do this to me!?!?! Fathering a child with a wench? Gag me! My dreams of being with you and galavanting thru the streets of Manhattan with our doggies are smashed to tacky smithereens! I'm a Dayniac now!!!What is a "Dayniac" you may be asking yourself. Well, it's someone who loves Taylor Dayne of course!!! Oh Taylor, hit that high note girl!
Paris Hilton & Nicole Ritchie I simply adore you!!! And Tinkerbell too!!! Oh Lindsay, I love you as well! You're all my heroes!