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Bruce

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I have all sorts of interests. I am a musician. I read voraciously, mostly non-fiction. I love the outdoors. I have been to every state in the United States, except Hawaii, and every province and territory of Canada. I have made several short movies and hope to make a full length horror film over the fall of 2008. The movie is about an aborted fetus that survives only to run about the countryside killing everything it sees, and all for your entertainment. Unless you are a right-wing nut or a religious kook, please send me a note and say hello.
I'm probably going to hell, so I'll take the fast way down.
Hey, I will try anything once! I support the troops, whatever that means, but I believe they are being used in an evil way at this time, especially in Iraq. Global warming is real, and anyone that says otherwise is an imbecilic moron.
I paint every once in a while.
Here I am about to enter my favorite place on Earth, Yellowstone. Check it out if you ever get the chance.
If you are in a hurry or on a mission, hurry up and move along. How Logical Are You?
You Are Incredibly Logical
Move over Spock - you're the new master of logic
You think rationally, clearly, and quickly.
A seasoned problem solver, your mind is like a computer!
Life 101

My Interests


I am interested in music, movies, books, travel, and many other things. I am an aspiring film maker and would love to meet others that want to make movies. I love comedy, and love to make people laugh. Remember, don't shit where you eat! http://groups.google.com/group/horrible_things

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet all sorts of people. Anyone that can hold an interesting conversation is welcome to talk to me.

Also, keep this image in your mind when you buy gas. I don't want anything to do with either of them.

Watch Out!!!

Don't Catch One Of These!!!

Satan is watching.
So you better behave!
I would love it if you would pop by and drop a comment. Bless ewe and have a great day!

Music:

I like Jazz, modern Classical, Rock, Blues, and old Country styles. I love the music by the Grateful Dead. I play guitar, bass, and a few other instruments. I am in a band, and I write music for film. I will jam with anyone that can play their instrument well.

This guy used to play horns in my band.

I love country music... But not this kind!
Vote for Obama!

Movies:

I will watch anything by Bergman, Woody Allen, or Stanley Kubrick. I like drama's, action movies, and foreign films as well as good horror movies. For those of you with a strong sense of humor, check out the movies of Joe Christ, his profile is listed on my friend page. I can't stand anything with Tom Cruise. http://groups.google.com/group/horrible_things

Television:

I like the Soprano's, as well as a lot of educational programming. John Stewarts "Daily Show" and the Steven Colbert's "Colbert Report" are excellent too.
Now, A Messege From Our Sponsor.
Oh well, I guess I should change the channel.

Books:

For the most part I read non-fiction, especially history, but I do like good fiction as well. Everything that Kurt Vonnegut has written is wonderful, so it goes.

Heroes:

There are many people that I admire, but I like myself most of all. More seriously, the type of people that thinks of others are the ones that I want to know and learn from. I also like people that do not take themselves very seriously.

This is my fiance and best friend. *****
If you have any sense, you will vote for this guy.

It Certainly Doesn't Look Good For Him.

My Blog

To Shut Me Up...

The title is optimistic I know. It is well known that I am a lying, argumentative crank who spouts well, nothing, really, nothing of substance at all.    One of my favorite words is "dolt"....
Posted by Bruce on Mon, 26 May 2008 05:57:00 PST

How To Unsubscribe From MySpace!

How To Unsubscribe From MySpace To unsubscribe from this service you must first purchase a Craft-O-Matic Adjustable Subscription Cancellation Unit.  The unit can be obtained from most h...
Posted by Bruce on Mon, 19 May 2008 11:51:00 PST

Euro-English!

Euro-English   The European Union commissioners recently announced that an agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, w...
Posted by Bruce on Sun, 04 May 2008 09:46:00 PST

Railroad Gauges

U.S. Standard Railroad Gauge  ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> The U.S. standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet 8.5 inches. That's ...
Posted by Bruce on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:09:00 PST

Science of the Apocalypse

Science of the Apocalypse - The Current Atlantic Monthly Magazine - 3-31-08 A suit filed in District Court in Hawaii demands that the U.S. halt construction of the Large Hadron Collider (L.H.C.), the ...
Posted by Bruce on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:30:00 PST

Notebook - On Simple Human Decency by Ben Metcalf

Notebook - On Simple Human Decency by Ben Metcalf Before I attempt to fill these pages with my disgust, which the odd reader who knows me will surely expect, I am obliged to address a preliminary conc...
Posted by Bruce on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 09:36:00 PST

Cunti-Condi

No Gauchos for Condi Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice deepens a diplomatic rift by skipping Argentina on her trip to Latin America.The "carnal relations" that former Argentine foreign minister Guid...
Posted by Bruce on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 09:04:00 PST

Why English Is So Difficult

WHY ENGLISH IS SO DIFFICULT We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes; but the plural of ox became oxen not oxes. One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese, yet the plural of moose should...
Posted by Bruce on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 10:26:00 PST

An English Lesson:

An English Lesson: 1. Verbs has to agree with their subjects.2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.3. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.4. It is wrong to ever split an i...
Posted by Bruce on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 01:16:00 PST

The Sex Life of an Electron

The Sex life of an Electron =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-by Eddie Currents One night when his charge was pretty high, Micro-Farad decided to seek out a cute little coil to help him discharge. He picked...
Posted by Bruce on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 01:03:00 PST