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Molly Celaschi

The Unsinkable Molly Celaschi

About Me

Yes, 'tis true. The Unsinkable Molly Celaschi was named after the Unsinkable Molly Brown.
Funny Videos
ACTING:
"PocaHauntus" 2006 - Angry Girlfriend
"The Pursuit of Happyness" 2006 - Business Woman
"RetarDead" 2006 - Zombie Scientist
Gwen Stefani Concert 2005 - Look-alike/ Harijuka Girl
"In the Cellar" 2004-06 - Lead Actress/ Host
PRODUCTION:
"Blink of an Eye" 2007 - Assistant Director
"PocaHauntus" 2006 - Asst Director, Asst Producer, Publicist
"Red Doors" 2006 - Marketing Intern
"Don't Let's Start" 2006 - Associate Producer
"Mass Acre Hill" 2006 - Associate Producer
"In the Headlights" 2005 - Co-Producer
"In the Cellar" 2004-06 - Production Asst
MY SITES/ EVENTS:
Horror Yearbook - Senior Writer
2Snaps.TV - Senior Writer
"Another Hole in the Head Fest" - Writer
"Dead by Dawn Festival" - Writer
SiliCon Convention - Horror Guests Sponsor
SiliCon Short Film Fest - Programmer & Judge
Ultra Violent Magazine - Reviewer
The Bloodied Quill (Horror Pro Org) - Reviewer
Horror Television - Host/ Production
View IMDB Credits
MEDIA:
Page Six News in New York Post
Dread Central's "PocaHauntus" article
Fangoria's "Mass Acre Hill" article
Horror Movies & Stuff features "PocaHauntus"
Lloyd Kaufman Interview featured on Troma!
Review & Interview feature on Island of Death
Pretty-Scary's "Diary of a Horror PA"
PocaHauntus PR on Bum's Corner
MatchFlick's "Movies of 2006"
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My Interests

Film, Writing, English Literature, Video Games (Halo 2, Survival Horror, Old Skool Nintendo, computer Sim-type games), Wine Tasting, Gourmet Food, Horror Movies, Comedies, Movies from the 70s & 80s, buttered popcorn, Psychology, my 4 Sirius Satellite subscriptions, Howard Stern, Movie Trivia, The Jerky Boys, Animals, Watching the News and Spoofing it, and Kitties that beat up babies. I especially like four-wheeling chipmonks.


Myspace Codes: MyNiceSpace.com

I'd like to meet:


Check out the HORROR site I write for at:

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Email any Questions and Press Releases here:
[email protected]

Mail DVD, CDs, and Magazines here:
HorrorYearbook
c/o Molly Celaschi
PO Box 7673
Fremont, CA 94537

Movie Reviews I have Written:

Cannibal Holocaust 1979 (A Perfect 10!)
Convent, The 2000
Dead Pit, The 1989
Gravedancers, The 2005 (After Dark) - Awesome!
Hamiltons, The 2005 (After Dark)
Infernal Affairs 2002
Island of Death 1975 (Rated: 9/10!)
Old Boy 2003
Outrage aka !Dispara! 1993
Santas Slay 2005
Silent Night, Deadly Night 1984
Silent Night, Deadly Night 2 1987 (Craptacular!)
Slaughter Hotel 1971 (Funny Shit!)
Toxic Avenger 21st Anniversary Ed. 2005
Witches of Eastwick 1987
Zombi 3 1988

Interviews I have done:

LLOYD KAUFMAN (Toxic Avenger, Tromeo & Juliet)
NICO MASTORAKIS (Island of Death)
QUIROZ BROTHERS (Hood of the Living Dead)
NEIL D'MONTE (Day of the Dead, Rambo 4)
BUTCHER BROTHERS (The Hamiltons)
CORY KNAUF (The Hamiltons, Sweet Insanity)
JOE OSTRICA (The Horror Convention Massacre)
ERIC RHOADES (Don't Let's Start)

Magazine Reviews I have written:

Dark Realms (Issues 23 & 24)
HorrorHound & Body Bag Mags
Ultra Violent Magazine (Rated: 8/10!)
Videoscope Magazine (Great Reviews!)

Co-Host and Judge for the annual Short Film Festival at SiliCon. Contact for details on how to enter!

Support Troma! Read my LLOYD KAUFMAN Interview

Myspace Calendars at WishAFriend.com

Music:


Heavy Metal, Goth, Classic Rock, Folk (?) Girly music. Love Marilyn Manson, Korn, NIN, Slipknot, Tool. Also, some Rage Against the Machine, Adeema, System of the Down, and other things of this nature. Favorite Old School Stuff - Zeppelin, Hendrix, Lynard Skynard, Cream, Deep Purple, Allman Brothers, The Four Tops (don't laugh), etc. Favorite Foo Foo music - Tori Amos, Fiona Apple, Poe, Garbage, Veruca Salt, and Alanis Morissette (before she went to India and therapy).

Check out my good friend Victoria in The Divine Madness myspace.com/thedivinemadness

Movies:

Edward Scissorhands is my Favorite Movie by one of my Favorite Directors with one of my Favorite Actors. Completely magical, best love story ever told. Sheer perfection. My Favorite Dark Movies are Requiem for a Dream, Donnie Darko, The Crow, Dark City, Butterfly Effect, What Dreams May Come, Beetlejuice, Old Boy. Favorite Horror: Dead Alive aka BrainDead, Evil Dead 2, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Original), HellRaiser, Audition, Day of the Dead.
I like weird flicks from the 70s & 80s like Big Trouble in Little China, The Golden Child, Legend, The Labyrinth, Romancing the Stone.
My favorite Foo Foo films are Shakespeare in Love, Elizabeth, Knight's Tale, Pride & Prejudice, Quills, etc. I love period flicks.
Favorite Directors - Dario Argento, The Bavas, David Cronenberg, Tobe Hooper, George A. Romero, Wes Craven, Alex Proyas, Ridley Scott, Takasi Miike, Tim Burton, and Woody Allen (comedies). Favorite Actresses - Kate Winslet, Cate Blanchett, Gwyneth Paltrow, Julia Stiles, Jennifer Connelly, Juliane Moore, Angelina Jolie, and Maggie Gyllenhaal. Favorite Actors: Ahh yes, the Gyllenhaals, Ledgers, Phoenixes, of course, and Tim Curry, Steve Buscemi, John Malkovich, John Lithgow, Adrian Pasdar.
This is my buddy Neil D'Monte (on the Right) with Sid Haig on the set of Night of the Living Dead 3D.

Television:

Mostly comedies. I do not watch anything Hospital, Courtroom, or Police Station -related. I am addicted to Comedy Central and E! Ent. My favorite shows are Reno 911!, Dave Chappelle, Most Extreme Elimination, Funniest Animal Videos, The Office (US & UK), Scare Tactics (Yes, this is a comedy...to me), Da Ali G Show, E! News, Talk Soup, Chelsea Handler, and Adult Swim cartoons. I loved the movie previews on E! every Sat morning, but they cancelled it. Same with E!'s Fight for Fame.

Books:

Favorite Victorian Author - Thomas Hardy. He can break your heart and you will swear it still beats. Favorite Modern author - Bret Easton Ellis. He provides the most disturbing insight into our seemingly typical lives. Favorite Book - Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad. Favorite Poem - "Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner" by Samuel Taylor Cooleridge. I realize there are religious overtones, but that is besides the point. It's all about the Albatross. Loved I Am Legend (which they will most likely ruin with the upcoming film). I wrote my first horror novel in the 8th grade called "Christmas Fear" (don't laugh). Wrote "Tales of Trepidation" for Advanced English in 12th grade. It compared Romanticism, Victorian Values, and Gothic themes in Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, Bram Stoker's Dracula, and Robert Louis Stevenson's Dr. Jekyl & Mr. Hyde. I totally aced it. And was a weirdo back then too...

Heroes:

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My Blog

Baby Mama (2008) Movie Review

I know there has to be a reason why I love WIL so much. Is it his never ending optimistic outlook on life? Nah. Is it his endless praise he bestows upon me on a daily basis? Nah. Is it his love of fig...
Posted by Molly Celaschi on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 11:41:00 PST

Funny Videos- There Will Be Bud, Criss Angel vs David Blaine

"There Will Be Bud" Parody Trailer2.45minGenius. This one's for Jerry."You take a bong hit...and I have a bong...my bong reaches acrooooss the room. I clear YOUR BONG!" ..>There Will Be...
Posted by Molly Celaschi on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 08:08:00 PST

FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL Movie Review & Lots of Dick

I guess I just saw this at the right time because it worked for me."There Will Be Dick!"Forgetting Sarah Marshall Review...
Posted by Molly Celaschi on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 09:27:00 PST

Cavepearl Visits, Watches a Movie and Some Other Shit

(FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL review coming soon...)(PS. I am going to Fango con next weekend. Plans changed...again!)(P.P.S. Why the hell do the pictures show up so damn small on my blog?Cavepearl, a f...
Posted by Molly Celaschi on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:39:00 PST

Video Interview with Lou Perryman (Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2)

Whoo-hoo! This is finally up. This is the video interview with Lou Perryman. I talked to him for about 30min and have no idea what made it in the final cut which is probably only 5 minutes long. Lou ...
Posted by Molly Celaschi on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:23:00 PST

SMART PEOPLE (2008) Movie Review

The Lou Perryman (Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, Boys Don't Cry) video interview will be up shortly. I also hosted a segment for Comcast of a fire ballet, so hopefully I can put that video up too.Here is ...
Posted by Molly Celaschi on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:23:00 PST

Funny Videos: Leave Diablo Alone!, Trippin’ at Disneyland

Here is another round of cool videos. The first one is killer and must be seen by all.Huevo Hickock: Leave Diablo Alone!!3:25minFuck. This is my favorite video for the last 2 weeks. I am near tears ev...
Posted by Molly Celaschi on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 10:30:00 PST

Video Interview with Bill Lustig (MANIAC, Blue Underground)

Note: The less interested I am in a person, the better the interviews turn out for some odd reason. That John Cho interview was my best so far and yet he was one of my least favorite people to talk to...
Posted by Molly Celaschi on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 08:54:00 PST

This Week in Pictures: Fergie Pregnant, STREET FIGHTER Villian, Heidi the Fembot

(For those messaging about the radio interview, there is an archive I will put up later with a timeline, so you can jump to what you want to listen to.)God I love looking at pictures. I love celebriti...
Posted by Molly Celaschi on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:46:00 PST

Live Interview with Joe Flynn Show Tonight!

So I am doing a live interview on The Joe Flynn Show with Michelle Fatale and it starts in about 10 minutes for those interested. I will be on from about 9-9:30pm PST and then they accept callers to a...
Posted by Molly Celaschi on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 08:59:00 PST