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Horror Critic Fatally Yours

I remain in shadows growing wings

About Me


Fatally Yours is...morbid and mysterious, sweet and sinister...

I’m pretty much in love (some would say obsessed) with horror films...

I write for, own and run the horror review site www.fatally-yours.com . We review horror movies, horror books, horror comic books, horror-themed clothing lines and other horror products...bringing you the best and bloodiest!

I’m always looking for the next big thing in horror...so if you would like a review of your horror film/book/comic/toy/clothing line to appear on one of the most quickly growing and respected horror sites out there, head on over to Fatally-Yours.com and shoot us an email via the contact form!

I usually won’t add FILMS/FILMMAKERS/BANDS/BOOKS/AUTHORS/COMPANIES/ETC. on this profile unless I ALREADY dig your work, so FIRST please add the Fatally-Yours.com profile.


Other sites where you can find my horror reviews, interviews and random ramblings (past and present) include:
The Chainsaw Mafia
Bloody-Disgusting.com

Pretty/Scary

Horror Fanatics

DVD Resurrections

Underground Horror Movie Network

I love all things dark and spooky. Halloween is my favorite holiday and I decorate for it year-round. Also, my idea of a great date is exploring an old cemetery by moonlight. Graves make pretty girls and boys.

I have a weakness for Hpnotinis (about the only alcoholic beverage I'll drink), Hot Tamales candy, black coffee, horror DVDs and the color black.

I'm vegan and I think you should be too! Leave the flesh-eating to zombies!!


Visit my Vegifide profile !

My Interests

HORROR FILMS, Faith, Being Vegan, Black Iced Coffee, Pumpkins, Bookstores + Record Stores, Animal Rights, Old Cemeteries, anything related to the holiday of Halloween, Bats, Haunted Places, Abandoned Buildings, Morbid History, Renaissance Art, Tuscany and Italian culture (vroom vroom...Ciao!), Museums, Egyptology, Creepy + Dark Art, Pop Art, Low-Brow Art, Drawing, Spending Hours (& far too much money) in Second Spin, Being a Recluse, the Victorian time period, the Old West, Serial Killer Profiles, Old Medical Curios and Textbooks, Things That Go Bump in the Night, Sunrises and Sunsets, Moonlit Stealth

Egads! I've been caricatured!

I'd like to meet:

I won't add you if your profile is set to private unless you message me FIRST!!

Also, if you are a film, filmmaker, author or company, I WON'T ADD YOU unless you've already added my Fatally-Yours.com Myspace profile or I'm already a fan.

Other than that, I love meeting fellow horror lovers, freaks, nerds and gothic romantics!

Be warned, though, I do bite...pretty hard.

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Music:

Check out my LastFM profile and add me as a fellow fiend!!

Gothic, Industrial, Electro, EBM, Metal, Deathrock, Hardcore, Indie, Punk, Rock, Alternative, Jazz & Blues, Classical

Movies:

It's All About Horror Flicks!

My Top 10:
1. The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974, Tobe Hooper)
2. Suspiria (1977, Dario Argento)
3. The Tenant (1976, Roman Polanski)
4. The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920, Robert Weine)
5. Return of the Living Dead (1985, Dan O'Bannon)
6. Blood and Black Lace (1964, Mario Bava)
7. Tale of Two Sisters (2003, Ji-Woon Kim)
8. Don't Torture a Duckling (1972, Lucio Fulci)
9. The Descent (2006, Neil Marshall)
10. Ginger Snaps (2002, John Fawcett)


Other horror favorites include: 28 Days Later, Army of Darkness, Audition, Bad Reputation, Black Christmas, Black Sunday, Cabin Fever, Cannibal Ferox, Cannibal Holocaust, Carrie, Cemetery Man, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Dead and Breakfast,Deep Red, Evil Dead, Friday the 13th, Halloween, Haute Tension, Head Trauma, Hostel, Hostel II, House by the Cemetery, I'm Not Scared, Infection, Ju-on, Land of the Dead, Let Sleeping Corpses Lie, Night of the Living Dead, Nightmare on Elm Street, Nosferatu, Opera, Phantasm, Rooms for Tourists, Rosemary's Baby, Shaun of the Dead, Silence of the Lambs, Sleepy Hollow, Slither, Stupid Teenagers Must Die!, Suicide Club, Tenebre, Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, The Devil's Backbone, The Devil's Rejects, The Eye, The Exorcist, The Hills Have Eyes (Aja remake), The Shining, 2001 Maniacs, Uzumaki, Zombi, etc., etc.


Other Favorites:
200 Cigarettes, A Clockwork Orange, Amadeus, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Beetlejuice, Crybaby, anything Eddie Izzard related, Edward Scissorhands, Empire Records, High Fidelity, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Nightmare Before Christmas, Office Space, Pulp Fiction, Rock 'n' Roll High School, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, Super-Size Me, The Goonies, The Jerk, The Virgin Suicides, Vampire Hunter D

Television:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Dead Like Me
Dexter
Heroes
Invader Zim
Metalocalypse
She-Ra: Princess of Power
Smurfs
X-Files

Books:

The Collected Works of Edgar Allen Poe
Chuck Palahniuk books
Monster Island trilogy - David Wellington
Gashlycrumb Tinies - Edward Gorey
Men, Women and Chain Saws - Carol Clover
The Dread of Difference - Barry Keith Grant (ed.)
Where the Wild Things Are - Maurice Sendak
Lord of the Rings - J.R.R. Tolkien
The Bible
The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath
Ariel - Sylvia Plath
The Virgin Suicides - Jeffrey Eugenides
Vegan Freak - Bob and Jenna Torres

Heroes:

Jesus

Anyone who lives a vegan lifestyle:

Goth Smurfette!!

And who can forget Veronica? She was always my favorite!

My Blog

Friday the 13th Battle of Blood Contest!!!

What movie made you fear having pre-marital sex? What movie made skinny dipping a death sentence? And what movie made us fear every Canadian who played hockey? Friday the 13th!! That right people, it'...
Posted by Horror Critic Fatally Yours on Fri, 30 May 2008 08:51:00 PST

Fangoria’s Weekend of Horrors Report

By Fatally YoursThis year's Fangoria's Weekend of Horrors in Southern California marked the first year the horror convention was held at the L.A. Convention Center. Organizers Creation Entertainment a...
Posted by Horror Critic Fatally Yours on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:34:00 PST

Happy Earth Day!

What are you doing to celebrate Earth Day? What are you doing to make a difference EVERY day?  I believe it's super-important for everyone to start doing something positive for the place we call ...
Posted by Horror Critic Fatally Yours on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:17:00 PST

Fangoria’s Weekend of Horrors Roll Call!!

I'll be heading to Fangoria's Weekend of Horrors at the LA Convention Center next weekend and was curious, who else is planning on going? I've been going back and forth between going and not going, an...
Posted by Horror Critic Fatally Yours on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 02:55:00 PST

Fangoria’s Spooksmodel - VOTE for SHANNON LARK!

Shannon Lark is one amazing lady and is definitely more than qualified to be the next Fangoria Weekend of Horrors Spooksmodel!!Shannon Lark is a multi-talented director, writer, producer, performer, a...
Posted by Horror Critic Fatally Yours on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 04:41:00 PST

DOOMSDAY review (or, get off your ass and go see this now!!)

Review by Fatally Yours Neil Marshall is known for scaring the pants off his audience. His previous two films, the frightening The Descent and the suspenseful Dog Soldiers, showed us his skill with th...
Posted by Horror Critic Fatally Yours on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 02:07:00 PST

5 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen

I stumbled across this cool article the other day that shows how zombies could (and do!!) really exist. Seriously, I’m not joking!Causes that allow for a someone to become a zombie include:-Brai...
Posted by Horror Critic Fatally Yours on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:12:00 PST

Vegans and Vegetarians: Join Vegifide!

If you're a vegan or a vegetarian, get your animal-lovin' hide over to Vegifide.com, a social networking site created just for us veggies in mind!!You can make friends, review restaurants, post questi...
Posted by Horror Critic Fatally Yours on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 04:41:00 PST

Spooky Dan’s Anti-Academy Awards Show!

Sick of all the talk surrounding the Academy Awards? Do you wish the Academy would honor movies that you actually watch? Well, fellow fiends, this year you're in luck!!Horror journalist/activist Spook...
Posted by Horror Critic Fatally Yours on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:07:00 PST

Be My Bloody Valentine...

Happy Valentine's Day to everyone!!I'm not one of the haters of this holiday, because rather than viewing it as strictly a romanctic holiday, I like to think of it as a time to express my love not onl...
Posted by Horror Critic Fatally Yours on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 10:28:00 PST