Seeing movies and making out, but almost never at the same time. Eating lots of good sushi (which does NOT include California rolls, rainbow rolls, or all that other crap made for weenies). Watching WWE wrestling. Collecting (and opening) action figures. Occasionally working out. Tattoos. Underground pop culture. Trashy pop culture. Unironically loving things that hipsters think you can only like ironically or as "guilty" pleasures. Making films. Helping other people make films. Cooking chili. Drinking alcohol (Jack Daniels and whatever mixer is handy). Going to corporate parties just to grab the free food. Debunking right-wing pundits. Voting third-party. Listening to insane English actors make threats over the phone.
Lovely ladies. And rich people who want to give me money.
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PAIN AND SUFFERING, Wicked Lake, Mad Cowgirl, Until the Night, The Lost, Slaughter Rule, Lost in the Bush, Naked Beneath the Water, Walkin' My Baby Back Home, Hollywood Confidential, No Regrets, Louis C.K.'s never-released movie TOMORROW NIGHT, 2001, Flash Gordon, The Crow, Robocop, The Room, Eraserhead, Nudist Colony of the Dead, May, The Woods, Lovindapocalypse, The Backyard, SAW 1-3, Beetlejuice, Ernest Goes to Jail, Rosemary's Baby, Showgirls, Wings, The Matrix Reloaded
Lost, WWE wrestling, Stephen Colbert, South Park. Not much else/
Any comic by Jack T. Chick.
Douglas Dunning, Tommy Wiseau, William Shatner, Sam J. Jones, Gandhi, MLK, Jesse Ventura, Todd McFarlane, Vince McMahon, Jesus, David Lynch, The Rock, Bishop John Shelby Spong, Vanilla Ice, my grandfather, Gene Simmons, Wally George, any woman I've ever gone on more than one date with.