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The Inept Owl

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me



Chicago Tribune, New York Times, Boston Globe, Wall Street Journal, they all just report the news.
The Inept Owl makes it.

Our mission is simple: to entertain you, the reader, without any regard for truth, honor, and the American Way.

The Inept Catalogue: Buy stuff to support comedy
www.cafepress.com/theineptowl

My Interests

Our offices have a roach problem. We are quite interested in rectifying this problem.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with a good sense of humor....or bad sense of humor, depending on what you think of us.

Music:

Snoop Doggy Dogg and Bill Shatner both gave us front money for this operation, so I guess we have to say, "We love their music!"
*cha-ching*

Television:

Barney and Friends, Rush Limbaugh, and tests of the emergency broadcast system.

Books:

www.TheIneptOwl.com

Official Launch May 1st, 2007!

Heroes:

Terrell Owens: head-line maker extraordinaire

My Blog

Updates at The Owl 10-31-2007

Happy Halloween everyone! This week has a mild Halloween theme to it. -Book reviewer Mean Missus Mustard links us up with some lesser known scary stories that do not have anything to do with Britney S...
Posted by The Inept Owl on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 05:31:00 PST

Special Update: Our Editors Bio

      At The Inept Owl we pride ourselves on being in the grey area. It is because of this middle ground that we find we are best able to cover the stories and ideas on our we...
Posted by The Inept Owl on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 05:07:00 PST

Photo Topic for the week 8-6-07: Politics invade Music

If you haven't heard yet, we have launched a photoshopping corner on the site to display the work of those who submit to the random topics I come up with.This week we ask the question: If presidential...
Posted by The Inept Owl on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 04:59:00 PST

The Inept Catalogue(BETA version)

well, we're testing out a way to sell you useless stuff to give to people as gifts when everything else fails...or in case you just need that extra pair of boxers or T-shirt. So we've opened up an onl...
Posted by The Inept Owl on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 01:23:00 PST

Michael Vick forced to play 11 player team of pit bulls for Indictment

Further torture and mockery to be upheld if found guilty in the future.  
Posted by The Inept Owl on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:32:00 PST

New Prime Minister Shamelessly Promotes Website

  I wonder how much that plug would cost.
Posted by The Inept Owl on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 05:44:00 PST

Update at The Inept Owl 7-18-2007

Hey readers!After a brief hiatus with the Brits across the ocean, eating crumptets and learning the many ways to use "Cheers Mate!" in conversation, I am finally able to bring you some site updates.-R...
Posted by The Inept Owl on Mon, 21 May 2007 05:36:00 PST

everyone make fun of the fat kid

    I couldn't resist.
Posted by The Inept Owl on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 12:41:00 PST

Gonzales Blames Alcohol

Gonzales Blames Alcohol   WASHINGTON, D.C.- In the aftermath of Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales' testimony in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee, Gonzales has come under intense scruti...
Posted by The Inept Owl on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 10:44:00 PST

Random Updates

The site is unofficially up! The official launch is May 1st as we tweek certain things. Have no fear, random articles will still be posted here on MySpace, but the site will have much more as it is bu...
Posted by The Inept Owl on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 10:40:00 PST