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You I live to die in the upper tax bracket...

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Phoenix, ARIZONA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
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In a Relationship
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Straight
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Average
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Age:
33 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
ARLINGTON, Texas
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight

Age:
97 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Madrid..., Álava
Country:
Spain
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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DBK Insomnia is nothing to lose sleep over

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Jacksonville, Florida
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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The Chaser Satiristes sans frontieres

Age:
88 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Sydney,
Country:
Australia
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Single
Body:
More to love!
onwardawkward

oakley

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Knoxville, Tennessee
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
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sweetrefractor

BUBBLES!!!

Age:
37 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Stone's throw from D.C., Maryland
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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Chris Howland

Age:
36 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
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Networking

..::$300 FINE::.. corn-fed cornball

Age:
98 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Tempe, Arizona
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
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ablissb

Bliss a la mode It's unfortunate that you have to pick me apart while you are falling apart.

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Florence, ALABAMA
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Body:
Average
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lmjr86

L o d We missed you last week on the charts, damn that's right, you wasn't there!

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Cardiff, Wales
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
tomashaglund

Tomas Haglund GRIND DOWN WHITE PRIDE

Age:
36 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Göteborg,
Country:
Sweden
Status:
In a Relationship
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The DarkSide

Age:
36 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Sydney, New South Wales
Country:
Australia
Status:
In a Relationship
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igotnewsforyou

IGotNewsForYou Laughter is the best medicine. Cure someone today!

Age:
33 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Montreal, Quebec
Country:
Canada
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
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Don't Tip the Waiter

Age:
89 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Chicago, IL and Detroit & Ann Arbor, MICHIGAN
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Body:
Body builder
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bignewsshow

Big News

Age:
103 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
LOS ANGELES, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Single

Father O'blivion Who you jiving with that cosmic debris?

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Dover, NEW HAMPSHIRE
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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lucky_013

Samantha Smile like a Doughnut!

Age:
100 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Ventura, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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vividspace

Martina

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Glasgow,Roma,S.Fran.theresnoplacelikehome(anymore!, Scotland
Country:
United Kingdom
Status:
In a Relationship
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crspackwood

Conrad Robert-Smith Packwood I'm new here on MySpace

Age:
43 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Ipswich,
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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rebelrebel001

I'm Greg, and you bitch are in my seat

Age:
18 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Yapton, Near Bognor Regis, East
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight

Ditte

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Odense,
Country:
Denmark
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight

Paul Bondage Fan

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
BLOOMSBURG, PENNSYLVANIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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Lyla ?????? How Do You Eat Your Lyla?

Age:
99 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Oakland (Pittsburgh), PENNSYLVANIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Bisexual
Body:
Average
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mighty_tom2006

mighty MIGHTY!

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
LILLE,
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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nicolenigro

Nicole .. ..

Age:
33 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
West of Eden, Arizona
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
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Skylar Why am I surrounded by stupid people?

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
New York, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
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Cody Guantanamo Bay needs to be like Las Vegas, what happens there stays there

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Carrollton, GEORGIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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skylar_durden

Sky Sky Did I really sign up for this?

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
NEW HAVEN, CONNECTICUT
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
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imskylardurden

Skylar

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
HANOVER, NEW HAMPSHIRE
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
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skydurden

Skylar Yay summertime!!!

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
ITHACA, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
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burnyourclocks

ejb

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
NEWARK, DELAWARE
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Gay / Lesbian
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Mange yeah

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Brooklyn, New York
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
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teri_sydney

Teri Currently blonde, still blue-eyed...

Age:
41 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Sydney, New South Wales
Country:
Australia
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
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jgeneric82

James

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Fishtown, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Body:
Average

Simply Silent Noises Inside give it time and it will all fall into place.

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Los Angeles, California
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
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Galatea Goddess in Stone Standing Betwixt the Ivory & Horn

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Oklahoma City, OKLAHOMA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Bisexual
Body:
Average
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The Onion Austin

Age:
102 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
AUSTIN, TEXAS
Country:
United States
Status:
Single

The District!

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Female
Country:
Hungary
Status:
Single
chriswhisp

chris Cosmopolitan:well travelled (now in Nanjing China)

Age:
51 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Nanjing,
Country:
China
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Divorced
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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buggeroff01

A.D. Photography

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Alta Loma, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
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athomewithstrangers

rhys

Age:
18 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Blackwood, Wales
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
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Anonymous Johnson ...I swalled his facade 'cause I'm so eager to identify with someone above the ground...

Age:
17 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Texas
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
rhndevu

g3{@!d When the rich wage war it's the poor who die - Linkin Park, Minutes to Midnight

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Sacramento, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
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Mr. Projector

Age:
101 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Projectorville, Texas
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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Clark Edwards

Age:
39 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
ROUND LAKE HEIGHTS, Illinois
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
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Christopher Avadra Kedavra Bitch!!!

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Irvine, CA, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Gay / Lesbian
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
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christinelarusso

christine

Age:
44 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
New York, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
peteskitchenoncolfax

PETES KITCHEN OPEN 24 HOURS!!!

Age:
66 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
DENVER, Colorado
Country:
United States
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Not Sure

Goodnight Burbank Bracingly funny - LA Times

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Here For:
Friends, Networking