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corn-fed cornball

About Me

i'm funny, mostly. i live between a Starbucks, and, aw fuck it. it's not funny any more. i like to go out, drink, and laugh at people wearing fur-lined vests and nothing else, which occurs more often than not in arizona.
You are Elastica. You like to keep yourself busy.
You dont crave attention or money. You do what
you want and dont care what anyone thinks of
you. Youre spiky, tough and energetic.

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My Interests

politics, writing, comedy, fiction, comic books, satire, music, news, American interrogation, irony, people watching, popping, locking, beheadings for allah: you know - the same ol' stuff.

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Music:

troll bands, generally. and, the living things, art brut, communique, the elected, moz, jenny lewis, sing sing, metric, etc.

Television:

shinchin

Heroes:

Kool-Aid Man. Ooooh-Yeah!

My Blog

learn the SECRET to his success:

Did anyone read this today?  I hope so, because it's really going to improve the quality of some people's lives! Cathy "My Finest Assignment Ever" Finkler from MSN reports:  "The ...
Posted by ..::$300 FINE::.. on Thu, 15 May 2008 10:04:00 PST

nuclear family

shit. looks safe to me. (more importantly, you can make money.)  ...
Posted by ..::$300 FINE::.. on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 11:31:00 PST

off broadway, but maybe, just maybe, into your hearts!

allow me to unveil my plans for my new artistic endeavor... Crying All Alone in Pain in the Nightmare of Christianity: The Musical! music by Stephen Sondheim choreography by Toni Basil based on a...
Posted by ..::$300 FINE::.. on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 06:12:00 PST

cat pooper

"Crazy like all the others said"     If you read Sasha Frere-Jones' comically titled, "Wonder Woman," a preview of Cat Power's upcoming album in the New Yorker, you might act...
Posted by ..::$300 FINE::.. on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 12:09:00 PST

my favorite bushism

i can't help but laugh every time i hear it on the Nova M Network. (1480 on the A.M. dial in phx) "She's working hard to put food on her family."  ...
Posted by ..::$300 FINE::.. on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 05:10:00 PST

couch session

Couch Session with Dr. R. Foul This issue I examine the subtext of some common-type personals adverts, seeking to better understand the psychosis that drives desperate people to print or online ...
Posted by ..::$300 FINE::.. on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 10:33:00 PST

if life is indeed a pigsty, who are the pigs?

  Since I was sneaking away to 'Frisco the first week in June, I had to forfeit my first opportunity to see Morrissey (the former Smiths' singer) live and in concert on my own home turf.  ...
Posted by ..::$300 FINE::.. on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 08:47:00 PST

people who need punched - 2 in a series

this month...bernard goldberg, author of the new book, Crazies to the Left of Me, Wimps to the Right. so, this FOX "news analyst" is the voice of reason, huh?  a book touting liberals as to...
Posted by ..::$300 FINE::.. on Mon, 14 May 2007 10:16:00 PST

need $? work here.

IKEA.  But the joke doesn't stop there.  Oh, no... sure, they possess humbleness and simplicity but do they have a strong interest in and desire to learn about people and how they live...
Posted by ..::$300 FINE::.. on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 08:57:00 PST

people who need punched - 1 in a series

seriously.  what a little piss-ant.  and those jackets?  wtf?    punch! ...
Posted by ..::$300 FINE::.. on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 04:12:00 PST