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About Me

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Sad Cookie Cat
(62% Affectionate, 48% Excitable, 51% Hungry)

You are the classic Shakespearian tragedy of the lolcat universe. The sad story of a baking a cookie, succumbing to gluttony, and in turn consuming the very cookie that was to be offered. Bad grammar ensues.To see all possible results, checka &dis.

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My Interests

high-strung, manic yellows vs pitch blackouts; chicks that know how to do it up right and dudes that'll do in a pinch; menaces to society

I'd like to meet:

Paul Westerberg, Brian Greene, Margaret Cho, or any combination thereof.

Music:

and you were once of interest to the nightly news and the daily press but now that you've outlived your uselessness do you know what doesn't happen next they'll all call you by your number they won't call you by your name

Movies:

Now, girls. I want you to concentrate. Failure is not an option. And Bethany? If you feel the need to vomit up there, just swallow it.

Television:

Because right now, this is a job. If I advance any higher, this would be my career. And if this were my career, I'd have to throw myself in front of a train.

Books:

Canto porque ve mi mente concordancias infinitas, y placeres misteriosos, y verdades escondidas.

Heroes:

buy me a drink and it may be YOU

My Blog

They're friends!

Maybe it was the quality time that they spent together this past weekend while I was on vacation, but the girls have finally learned to kiss and make up/out. Now I just have to teach them how to go p...
Posted by on the bright side on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 07:19:00 PST

You knew it was coming.

You just didn't think I would actually get two of them. My rationale was this: I'm gone for sometimes 14 hours at a time, and they can keep each other company. My plan has apparently backfired, beca...
Posted by on the bright side on Sat, 12 May 2007 02:58:00 PST

Kids, don't try this at home

What's wrong with this picture?You know what's a bad idea? Polishing off that six pack that was lingering in the fridge from the weekend and topping that off with a glass of wine, getting depressed l...
Posted by on the bright side on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 08:44:00 PST

I've taken to my new city with the urgency and glee of a salmon swimming upstream

Maybe it's because I'm just extra estrogen-infused lately, but I've teared up several times a day since I moved to Austin last Friday. I hate to liken my reaction to the questionable acting ability o...
Posted by on the bright side on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 08:09:00 PST

Old El Paso: Just me, Maker's, and the cast and crew of Mama Mia

The round bar at the Hotel Camino Real in El Paso, Texas is really something, even if the drinks are absurdly over-priced. After a long day of driving, I bellied up to a barstool underneath a giant, ...
Posted by on the bright side on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 10:34:00 PST

There's no feeling like signing your life away for 30 years

And there she goes, shipped off in a pre-paid overnight FedEx envelope. Goodbye, soul! Play nice with the devil! Who would have thought that applying for a 30 year, fixed rate mortgage on a house t...
Posted by on the bright side on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 08:22:00 PST

The hand that feeds

never ever ever try to take away a dried skin stick from your puppy...
Posted by on the bright side on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 09:04:00 PST

Why do I find it necessary to drink an entire bottle of wine on a Thursday night?

And, why don't I find Zach Braff attractive? He has all the right features going for him, but there's something intangible missing. Why won't Jim from The Office be my boyfriend? We could make Chri...
Posted by on the bright side on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 07:32:00 PST

The Heat Is On

And it's wonderful! What with the temperature dipping down to the mid-thirties tonight, the goose down and wooly slippers just weren't doing the trick. But now the dry, warm air is pouring from the ...
Posted by on the bright side on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 08:55:00 PST

It was bound to happen

This is Bones. He likes to pee on the carpet.Well, he's no cat, but he's awfully cute. and he likes feet....
Posted by on the bright side on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 09:57:00 PST