A Couple of things to Chew On. |
I really have a problem with the so called "shy bladder". I was tryin' to take a leak tonight at a bar around the corner from my house. I go there all the time, and besides my own toilet, it's p...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 03:52:00 GMT |
What’s With All of This Child Worship? |
Some people think kids are great. The future of the world and everything, and some (not all) are kinda cute and they do hilarious things (when they're not annoying the FUCK out of me)....I get it...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:37:00 GMT |
Fall-Outs, Zombies, and Girls (Hilarity from the 1990s) |
Jan 14, 1991: Not Yet SeventeenSo I had been in something of a row with a big, country fed fella named Kenny (last name witheld in order to circumvent the possibility of a future ass kicking.). Seein ...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:45:00 GMT |
Jerry Wick-isms, and Other Memories |
"Delicious Pizza..." - adj. A term usually used when showing enthusiasm towards a really good idea. "So...We were thinking about having a punk rock bowling night..." "Delicious Pizza!"
Eight yea...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 01:40:00 GMT |
......Kicking and Screaming |
Sometimes I don't realize how "out of touch" I really am. I usually bop around, blissfully unaware, and unwilling to fall into line with new technology, consumer trends and alla that other rabble. I'm...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 17:32:00 GMT |
Playing Catch Up |
What in Bloody Blue Blazes happened to Bernie's? I was expecting a deeper level of East Hell than what I put up with as a younger cad, but it was actually....Nice. The floors were clean and finished, ...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 05:34:00 GMT |
Ponderances |
Just some random shit I've been burning calories on lately:
Why is it that every time there is a thunder storm, the local news media freaks out like it's fuggin' armageddon?
Maybe I'm getting picky, ...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 18:48:00 GMT |
Damn you, Lucy! |
Recently, I was sitting in a bar by myself on a Sunday afternoon, watching baseball, reading, eating, and drinking a bloody mary. I was in a quiet, bloodshot eyed,whatthefuckhappenedlastnight kinda mo...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 07:14:00 GMT |
Vitriol Continued (or more reasons you should hate flight of the Conchords) |
Hah. Hah. I get it. you guys spell Concords ConCHORDS because you're a musical outfit.
Hilarious.
Anyway.....These guys chaffed my baby soft bottom the first time around-and after a break from watchin...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 15:01:00 GMT |
The Embodiment of all that is Wrong with the World. |
Yes, I know I am prone to bouts of insane hyperbole, but believe me when I say this because I am completely sober and somewhat lucid: FLIGHT OF THE CONCORDS IS THE WORST SHIT ANYONE COULD EVER WATCH. ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 13:20:00 GMT |
