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The Onion Austin

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The Onion is a nationally recognized newspaper and entertainment resource published each week and distributed at over 1000 locations in Austin. We use a unique combination of award winning satire and entertainment news to target 18-45 year olds. We have 50,000 papers located within the Austin city limits.

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My Blog

03.13.08 The Onion SXSW Party

The A.V. Club/Saddle Creek/Arts & Crafts/Canvas Media day party will take place again at Emo's and Emo's Jr, from Noon to 6pm. This year, the party features performances from:Tapes N Tapes, Shout Out...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 16:46:00 GMT

Everyone Knows Everyone 5

Well we up and went to another party. I suppose its bound to happen. Everyone Knows Everyone is a yearly event combining lots of good music and visual arts. Here's some pics...Party go-ers, start y...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 12:27:00 GMT

The Onion gives away a Scooter!

Why is the Onion the best publication in the world? Because we give away cool shit. Take a look at this Scooter TERRI RUBENSTEIN is now calling both the best transporation she's ever experienced and...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 12:54:00 GMT

The Onions SXSW day party pics!!!

Everyone wants some of that quality Onion merchandise. If you don't have any, your friends will stop talking to you. When you hang out at the Onion booth, you're hanging out with the coolest people o...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 13:26:00 GMT

Emo's party pics

A few pics of our Emo's bash. To everyone who came: great to have you there, we've got more coming up!Givin' out the goodsAmazing Pink Avocado catering, with plenty of Onion-y flareEmo's Lounge Party ...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 11:10:00 GMT