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Alek and the Universe Forum

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Mr Legdrop

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102 years old
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Male
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Kat

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The Mighty Mr. Jinglepants Brian looks like a sexless sweetie who appeals to teeny boppers and who is very high in the charts b

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Nick

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Walter

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the ONION, Chicago

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moonmanonion

paul

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98 years old
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Male
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California
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Chris CHOO-CHOO! I KNOW MY MIND!

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36 years old
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Male
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Ohio
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Ruby

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Meleia

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26 years old
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Mathew January 20th, 2009

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Analog We all make mistakes. We should not be judged by them, but by how we right the wrongs.

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Phish

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32 years old
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Male
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Bobby Rivers

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I know you can read

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25 years old
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Female
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Bristol,
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United Kingdom
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Divorced
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Onion Tou

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James Adomian Ars Longa, Vita Brevis

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Dave

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24 years old
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Male
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