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About Me

I am carbon based.I'm honest about the things I'm dishonest about.I take undue pride in my musical tastes.I take overdue books back to the library.My favorite color is blue.I have never played D&D although I have tried.I have a letter of recommendation from a leading philosopher.My ego has expanded beyond the limits of the known universe; making it the world's most highly decorated cosmonaut.

My Interests

Writing, Analytic Philosophy, Ill Thuggery, Existential Horror, indy rock, hip hop, films, comedy.

I'd like to meet:

A level 9 wizard. Someone who will buy my as of yet unwritten screenplay. An abstract entity. Lenny Bruce.

Music:

Modest Mouse, Jedi Mind Tricks, Dosh, Built to Spill, CunninLynguists, Mirah, Hyme's Basement, the Mountain Goats, Danny Elfman, Atmosphere, Ms. Jon Soda.

Movies:

Zero Effect, Ridicule, Trainspotting, The Royal Tenenbaums, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Witches, Nightmare Before Christmas, Blade Runner

Television:

Adult Swim

Books:

The Corrections, Ghost World, Cryptonomicon, The Cambridge Dictionary of Philosophy, Naming and Necessity, 1984, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, Nueromancer, The Onion: Finest News Reporting, Philosophical Investigations

Heroes:

Brandon O'Connell

My Blog

Carnival

Step right up ladies and gentleman and prepare yourselves for the show of a lifetime. This right here may just be your only chance to see the bedazzling spectacle that awaits inside. That's right ente...
Posted by Miles on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 05:05:00 PST

Well Times: Alternative Medicine

Readers: I am so overjoyed I can barely contain my energy field.Doubtless, my brimming vat of energy is a result of the connection I havewith all of you. We are sharing energy right now, through the f...
Posted by Miles on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:14:00 PST

Graduation

In my twenty-odd years of life I have seen no small number of symbolic pitfalls. From the dead end cul-de-sac of suburban drug use to the slippery slope of butter shoe-hill racing, I am well acquainte...
Posted by Miles on Mon, 07 May 2007 10:42:00 PST

My Rejected Sitcom

My Body and MeNate is a young man whose life is tragicall cut short. Now he's in heaven hanging out with all his internal organs as they go on a series of crazy, afterlife adventures. Hang on, because...
Posted by Miles on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 10:58:00 PST

Science of Sleep

"The Science of Sleep" Heralded as Breakthrough in Setting Unrealistic Romantic Standards"The elegant portrayal of a romance that is fueled by actual attraction brings into clear relief that most of o...
Posted by Miles on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 12:38:00 PST

Sweet, sweet rocks

How to: Score Drugs in Los Angeles in Four Easy StepsStep 1, Testicling Up For the EventAfter drinking enough to build a small fort from glass bottles the conversation should turn to drugs. Your frien...
Posted by Miles on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 09:32:00 PST

TO ALL 1421 ADDISON STREET TENANTS

Dear Residents:We want to notify all of you that on Wednesday September 13th (today) we will be (have already) releasing (released) a swarm of bees into the building on all floors with the exception o...
Posted by Miles on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 08:29:00 PST

Art and Fashion

William Gibson said that we no longer have bohemia's; counter-cultures that develop an authentic alternative to mainstream society. His claim is that underground movements are now harvested too early ...
Posted by Miles on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 12:03:00 PST

Inspirational Diaries

Helen KellerIt was dark today. Bought the new BB King album but didn't see what everyone was moving their hands against my lips about. Had the most delicious turkey sandwich ever though. On an unrelat...
Posted by Miles on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 10:34:00 PST

myspace's honesty

i recently noticed that a lot of people have these very genuine self descriptions on myspace. you might ask how it is that i know they're genuine. well, they're just too corny not to be genuine. that ...
Posted by Miles on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 10:49:00 PST