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cooper

About Me

I tried for five years to invent an anal bum cover. Failing to do so is my greatest regret.

My Blog

MySpace Sucks the Big One.

So I'm sure everyone is by now familiar with MySpace spam in the form of comments from friends. But I have now encountered something with which I was previously unfamiliar: namely, spam that can't be...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 16:36:00 GMT

600 Days Left

Only 600 more days to go.  (That's 14,400 hours, or 100 gross.)  Unless a certain group of people suddenly grow spines and decide to shorten that number by a few hundred.
Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 19:33:00 GMT

Cartunes

I was at the corner of Santa Monica and Sepulveda today, on my way back to Yvonne and Siku's from Cinephile.  We rented two Blaxploitation films and "Sweet and Lowdown."As Siku and I were waiting...
Posted by on Thu, 24 May 2007 23:59:00 GMT