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you get the feet, i'll get the wrists.

About Me

one time i farted into a jar of pennies. i sealed the jar shut and waited for about a minute. i then opened the lid and inhaled deeply; it smelled like fart mixed with metal. i was a sophomore in college at the time of this experiment.

My Interests


backpacking through foreign countries, hiking, trail-running, team sports, biking, hipster bingo , freedom , going to shows, liberty , books, tattoos, collecting beer-mats, napping, music, snowboarding, running, animal rights , diet coke, organized religion and how it sucks, public libraries, dry-humping, accents, karaoke , hamster-training , making out, ice cream, the onion , news , npr , sports, schadenfreude

I'd like to meet:

old friends from pittsburgh, st. louis, san francisco, baltimore, and chicago. new friends in seattle. other world travelers.

Music:


snow patrol, architecture in helsinki, her space holiday, rocky votolato, james, royksopp, KT tunstall, tegan & sara, tilly and the wall, cocorosie, rilo kiley, old 97's, amos lee, tosca, the go! team, decemberists, guided by voices, neutral milk hotel, new pornographers, hooverphonic, northern picture library, air, flaming lips, metallica, blur, stone roses, cocteau twins, trembling blue stars, yo la tengo, zero 7, massive attack, suzanne vega, fleetwood mac, rem, cake, dar williams, sneaker pimps, mark knopfler, stereolab, jonatha brooke, tindersticks, deep dish, stevie nicks, tori amos, travis, oakenfold, delirium, rolling stones, pete yorn, ccr, lemonheads, mellencamp, leonard cohen, bk

Movies:

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, spirited away, vampire hunter d, best in show, requiem for a dream, dumb and dumber, army of darkness, swingers, friday, spinal tap, airplane, caddyshack, rushmore, princess bride, spaceballs, dead poets society, fast times, say anything , last of the mohicans, monty python + holy grail, clerks, office space, animal house, ninja scroll, waiting for guffman

Television:

seinfeld, strangers with candy, biography, sons & daughters, the office (both british and american)

Books:

catch-22, catcher in the rye, franny and zooey, adventures of kavalier and clay, mysteries of pittsburgh, hotel new hampshire, world according to garp, cider house rules, hoot, unbearable lightness of being, a good scent from a strange mountain, women, stardust, the corrections, last exit to brooklyn, empire falls, atlas shrugged, on the road, women, duino elegies and the sonnets to orpheus, ee cummings complete poems 1904-1962, american pastoral, and confederacy of dunces.

Heroes:

this guy