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Lindsaytron

I'm not a policeman, I'm a princess!

About Me

Seriously, I'm not a policeman, I'm a princess.

My Interests

your mother.

I'd like to meet:

It is not a tumor.

Music:

sleater kinney, pj harvey, blonde redhead, deerhoof, sonic youth, pink floyd, bjork, le tigre, tracy and the plastics, cibo matto, beck, elvis costello, the beatles, fiona apple, aesop rock, Two Times One Minus One

Movies:

Kindergarden Cop, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, Spider, Pi, Rushmore, Fargo, City of Lost Children, Brazil, Memento, Lost in Translation, Adaptation, Being John Malkovich, Election, the Virgin Suicides, Run Lola Run

Television:

Mr. Show, Family Guy, the Simpsons, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Sopranos, Sex and the City, the Office, and anything on the W.P.C.B.C.N. (white people coopting black culture network)

Books:

Jeffrey Eugenides, E.E. Cummings, Ralph Ellison, Arthur Miller, Tom Stoppard, Tennessee Williams, Kurt Vonnegut, Brett Easton Ellis, Philip Pullman, Kafka, Camus, Nabokov

Heroes:

heroines

My Blog

quotes

I have returned to writing down quotes of funny/stupid things people have said. Here are some for your enjoyment. "Lindsay, do you have any tape? Because I'm ripped." --Maha "I want to write a...
Posted by Lindsaytron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

more party hijinks

I heard some other funny stories of things that happened at the party. At one point Kiersten was about to open a can of Pepsi when Song did this move where he took the can out of her hand, swung hi...
Posted by Lindsaytron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

party hijinks

Sorry if I did something weird/assholish to you last night. I just want to make a huge general apology because apparently I did some odd shit that I don't remember doing. So if there's more, I apolo...
Posted by Lindsaytron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

pictures

party pictures A lot of these were taken at the Talking Head on the night of my 21st birthday, others on various other occasions generally involving tax lo and liquor. They didn't come out very well...
Posted by Lindsaytron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i will never wait tables again

I say this deserves a party! It'll happen next weekend, a conjunctive celebration of my lack of shitty job, my soon-to-be lack of a certain difficult neighbor, and the return of the lovely Maha Zehra...
Posted by Lindsaytron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

is it friday yet?

hurry the fuck up
Posted by Lindsaytron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

you really don't care

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-...
Posted by Lindsaytron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hunger/sobriety strike

I decided to make this a bulletin and a blog thing just to be even more noticeable. I am going on a hunger/sobriety strike until Danielle gets the fuck down to Baltimore. This means that I vow not...
Posted by Lindsaytron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST