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K-Nuts

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About Me

This guy failed to break the world record for fastest piece of furniture. Doesn't the whole thing just scream "Douglas Adams?"This is always enjoyable.

My Interests

My life is spent mainly at Bath and Body Works and school which means that, depending on how long you've known me, my stories are either interesting or redundant.

I'd like to meet:

Douglas Adams and Jane Austen. I can't get enough of either of them.

Music:

I have playlists on my ipod dedicated to the 60's, 70's, musicals, Japanese music, Motown, music from BB Dubs, gay bars, and hipster clubs, so your guess is as good as mine.

Movies:

Right now I actually am fucking Matt Damon, by which I mean that I'm enjoying the Bourne movies. I've also been revisiting my love for historical drama. I realize that these two things do not go together at all.

Television:

I have recently discovered that Japanese live action sitcoms based on what was originally an anime that was originally a manga are just about the most bizarre creations on the planet. They're like train wrecks with soft lighting. I am highly amused.

Books:

Current literary adventure: Currently reading the entire Hitchhiker's Guide series. Also, interestingly enough, my British literature class seems to be featuring Pride and Prejudice. Which, you might remember, I just read.

Recent literary adventures: Life, the Universe and Everything; The Restaurant at the End of the Universe; The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy; Persuasion; Northanger Abbey; Emma; Mansfield Park; Pride and Prejudice; Sense and Sensibility;Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows; Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince; Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix; Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire; Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban; Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets; Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone; Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows; The Conquerors; Anne of Green Gables; All Quiet on the Western Front; Empire of the Sun; The Complete Stories and Poems of Edgar Allan Poe (Tales of Mystery and Horror); A Treasury of Royal Scandals; Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince; Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix; Persuasion; Sense and Sensibility; The Making of the West, Volume 2; From Alfred to Henry III, 871-1272; Moscow 1812; The Long Dark Tea Time of the Soul; American Psycho; Take the Cannoli; The Count of Monte Cristo; The Lord of the Rings; Of Mice and Men; Claudius the God; I, Claudius; Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency; Wilderness Empire; Mythology


Only book I never finished reading because it bored me to tears: Moll Flanders

Heroes:

Mr. Allan W. Eckert. His books fucking rock.

My Blog

Bobby Browns Number One Fan

So, last week we discovered that our BB Dubs delivery driver was the lead singer in what sounds like a righteous band back in the 60’s.  Check them out.  The band is the Dynamic Tints ...
Posted by K-Nuts on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:47:00 PST

Mouth of Sauron

Oh, and if you didn't catch Return of the King, extended edition, you totally missed out on the Mouth of Sauron.  I bet you feel sorry now.  But don't worry.  I was talking to the Mouth...
Posted by K-Nuts on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 10:28:00 PST

A chance for Faramir, captain of Gondor, to show his quality.

The only thing that is important here is that you understand how sexy Faramir, captain of Gondor is....
Posted by K-Nuts on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 10:10:00 PST

Numerology and Grammatica

This is the most adorable thing that I have ever seen. ...
Posted by K-Nuts on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 12:34:00 PST

*sigh*

Alan Rickman is surprisingly adorable.  And really sexy when dressed up as a 19th century English dude....
Posted by K-Nuts on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 09:30:00 PST

I tip my hat to you, Sir.

Colonel Henry Bouquet rocks my socks off.  This man marched an army into an area where none had ever marched before, and by sheer force of personality ended a war with the Ohio Native Americans.&...
Posted by K-Nuts on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 11:46:00 PST

The Declaration of Independence?

July is usually a big history month for me.  I've got Independence Day and Bastille Day, and since we're at the summer midpoint, I'm usually in the middle of some wonderfully long Allan Eckert bo...
Posted by K-Nuts on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 12:02:00 PST

Fekkai me.

Frederic Fekkai looks like a cross between Cesar Milan and AC Slater.  Also, his name sounds mildly obscene.  ...
Posted by K-Nuts on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 06:37:00 PST

Let's talk about how much I love Cary Grant and Katharine Hepburn

There really isn't much to say, other than I watched Holiday last night and have once again fallen in love with the Grant-Hepburn duo, one of my all-time silver screen favorites....
Posted by K-Nuts on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 11:59:00 PST

And I'm Hungry Like a Wolf

I believe that this clip speaks for itself.  Many thanks to the Ghost for this one....
Posted by K-Nuts on Mon, 21 May 2007 10:43:00 PST