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About Me

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I try really hard to get myself to be productive. I like the rewards of a job well done. Sometimes I slip into a hole and vanish for a while, other times you'll see me everywhere. I'd say I'm like a white rabbit, but we know that's just bullshit. I am like an everything muffin I guess, soft and sweet, spilling out over the edges, and full of god knows what. I'm crafty, and I've got a grudge. I make stuff, make art, make mischief for customer service reps. I laugh out loud at things, like a 400 lb woman wearing a fur coat while riding a little rascal on the street in the middle of winter. I've got quirks, but I'm no jerk (unless I'm really trashed, then I'm just an ass). I write, I read, I am toilet trained. I could charm your pants off. I'll break your toes if you double cross me. There are alot of things floating around in my brain, I think about social interactions alot, I think about what your life is like.
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My Interests

art, home decor, squirrels, social misunderstandings of car crash sized proportions, dressing up, film, arcitecture, broken things that are new to me, cars, imdb.com celebrity news, liquor, decorative door glass, baby insects, music, missed connections on craigslist.org, cats, learning how to cook, fish, shoes, thrift stores etc...

I'd like to meet:

Someone willing to get lost for a few days and show up missing a patch of hair or maybe even a shoe. A person who notices the small details that expose people. Someone who laughs out loud when something weird happens. A person with an obsession for something random. Someone who thinks a lot. You.
YOU SHOULD PLAY ONE OF MY FAVORITE INTERNET GAMES!!!! THE MARYLAND SEX OFFENDER REGISTRY.

Music:

Solex, Mu, The Cramps, Danielle Dax, Julie Ruin, Serge Gainsbourg, ADULT., Tipsy, Miss Kittin, !!!, Ladytron, Tim "Love" Lee, L7, Belle & Sebastian, Kim Lenz and Her Jaguars, Deerhoof, Edie Sedgiwck, Joanna Newsom, Herbie Hancock, Jason Forrest, Old Elvis Presely, Electrelane, Robert Gorden with Link Wray, Goldfrapp, Tiga, Brigitte Bardot, Broadcast, Add N to X, Patsy Cline,...there's too much more, basically if you think I'd like it you're wrong.WHY OH WHY DO WE PAY TAXES?!?!

Movies:

American Psycho, Goodbye Lover, Eddie Izzard, The Aquatic Life, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and Where the Buffalo Roam, Best in Show, Psycho Beach Party, Blue Velvet, All of John Waters' Movies, Plan 9 from Outer Space, Dancer in the Dark, Memento, But I'm a Cheerleader, The Day the Earth Stood Still, Delicatessen, Velvet Goldmine, Return to Oz, Secretary, Barbarella, Fire Walk With Me, North by Northwest, The Virgin Suicides, Election, Chasing Amy, Fight Club, The Return of the Living Dead, Blade Runner, Frida, Kill Bill 1&2, Crash (the one about sex in car crashes, BITCH!), The Fifth Element, War of the Rose's, Being John Malkovich, The Hours, Dark City, A.I., Rules Of Attraction, Welcome To the Doll House, The Nomi Song, Ghost World, The Triplets of Belleville, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Pulp Fiction, Victor/Victoria, Scrooged, House of Yes, Royal Tenenbuams, Die Mommie Die, Mulholland Drive, Death to Smoochy, Poltergeist, The Cockettes, Dogma, Muriel's Wedding, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Foxy Brown,Superman 2, Waking Life, Eating Roal, C.Q., The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Heavenly Creatures, Run Lola Run, Buffalo 66, Freeway, Movies with Misty Mundae, Slums of Beaverly Hills, Lost in Translation, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Groundhog's Day, Requiem for a Dream, The Bad Seed, I Shot Andy Warhol, Monster, Piranha

Television:

Penn & Teller's Bull Shit, L Word, Strangers With Candy, Adult Swim, The Daily Show, South Park, Law & Order SVU, Carnivale, Tracey Takes On, Wonderfalls, My name is earl, Martha Stewarts Apprentice, Family Guy

Books:

Walking Through Clear Water in a Pool Painted Black, The Rules of Attraction, Less Than Zero

Heroes:

Traci Lords, John Waters, Maurice Fulton, Philip Starck, Steven Colbert

My Blog

Double Trouble (Oil and Stubble) a.k.a "a tabloid tale"

Unbroken face seeking reconstructive surgery: Help I've fallen and I can't get up. When I stand I fall again, or get pushed. For instance: I got the smack down for helping someone out, smack smack...
Posted by Danger Paul on Wed, 02 May 2007 02:05:00 PST

television loves company

Fashion fashion, flash flash, darling, darling&The space in my head has become full of pop culture vomit, day-time talk shows, law and order, or my personal favorite, How it's made. TV. ...
Posted by Danger Paul on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:54:00 PST

Won't you take me down? to funky town?

Sometimes I stop what I'm doing, for a few moments I think about where my life has gone. It's funny really, funny and wonderful. I kept thinking how 2007 would be the new year for me. I hoped that I'd...
Posted by Danger Paul on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 08:22:00 PST

freak out - great news - pictures

the things that slowly drive me insane in this world seem to mount quickly on days like these. Seeing people selling themselves out, selling themself short, filling their minds with sadness, bursti...
Posted by Danger Paul on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 08:57:00 PST

let us catch up and tomato

Starting from the beginning, I realize that there is no point to this blog. There hasn't been one giant thing to happen that makes me know it's time for a new blog. Or maybe there has been. Maybe I'l...
Posted by Danger Paul on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:37:00 PST

God Hates Slags

Last night Mike and I went to visit Auriane where she was working the bar. We sat down in the side of the small room and ordered drinks. I noticed the large group of punk kids, maybe 9 or 10, siding a...
Posted by Danger Paul on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 01:26:00 PST

curse the tongue that betrays your heart

I want that open air and smell of the mountains. The voices of birds in the trees. No more "what will you do" or "where are you going", just nature for me and you. It's stress on my horizon and relaxa...
Posted by Danger Paul on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 09:23:00 PST

taken from the secret diary of danger paul

I've decided to break out some of the things in my secret diary. Here it is. Cheers to the liberation of mind and body. What chases us into unknown realms of fashion rapture. I swallow my spit whi...
Posted by Danger Paul on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 10:01:00 PST

the crablog is out to get ya!

Running on the inner loop gives life a shorter distance to travel. The other night I was out with Auriane, Mike, Sarah, and Brianna. We went through a couple of bars and had ourselves a jolly old ...
Posted by Danger Paul on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 02:08:00 PST

The adventures of Peter Pan, Wendy, and Bettie Page

So Halloween is over and it..s now November. That night was CRAAAAZZZYYY! I made myself a Peter Pan costume using from T-shirts and a skirt that I got at a thrift store on Monday night. (I..m eve...
Posted by Danger Paul on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 07:11:00 PST