Random Events |
Please tell me things like this happen to other people, because lately I'm not so sure. I was late for lunch (shocker, (but it wasn't totally my fault, (true I had a bit of a problem getting out of b...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 02:16:00 GMT |
Christmas Tree Suicide |
There was a tragic event in my apartment last night, my Christmas tree commited suicide. At about 7 it decided it could live no more and jumped out the window. Services will be held at Flanery's...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 14:07:00 GMT |
Boom |
I'm not here for your entertainment!!!!!!!!!!!! We're never gonna live forever. Seriously at some point Marleigh n Waldo must make friends Merry Christmas Bitches
Posted by on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 23:44:00 GMT |
Jesus |
So here is the scene I'm in the bloody audio lab (on a Saturday), Marleigh under the chair (my teacher wasn't impressed with that one cuz a pit bull at her cat, no joke,) computer up and waiting, micr...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 11:27:00 GMT |
Sip and Bite |
Wow I hate cakes made of crab (chocolate cakes are awsome, so are hot milk cakes with strawberries and whip cream) but seriously crab cakes suck. They aren't really cakes at all, they're just gl...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 01:34:00 GMT |
So Scared |
Can tatoos on the ankle really hurt that badly? It's only the ankle, shouldn't it be tough? It can't hurt that badly it's only skin and bone it can't be that bad right? Please don't hurt b...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 01:41:00 GMT |
Auriane |
I'm listening to the morning show. Really my biological clock is screwed, but I luv u.
Posted by on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 03:02:00 GMT |
Ok You Are Mine |
Really how does one explain to a dog that they are yours? So I feed her, sleep with her, walk her and basically take her every where I go but stil she is in control. How is it fair that sh...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 23:54:00 GMT |
The Blue Diamond ( really it's the brown diamond) |
Really and I mean seriously how in the hell can working in a bar be so ever lovin miserable. It's a fucking bar for fuck's sake. It should be fun with shots, and giggles galore. But ...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 12:40:00 GMT |
How Ture Is This |
So while I was being retarded I decided to do a random web death prediction and this is what I got back "Kelsey: At age 81 you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The onl...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 00:04:00 GMT |
