Let me give you a little inside information about Robot God. Robot God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives robot instincts. He gives robot this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!
Save Ferris!!!
I mean Futurama!!!
Bad robotologists... Robotology is the most widely practiced religion among robots on Earth. Its basic precepts are that a converted robot can attain a place in Robot Heaven by studying the Good Book (current release: 3.0) and rejecting sin. A robot who gives into its temptations will find itself in Robot Hell, my subterranean lair located under New Jersey.
Robotology split from Robo-Judaism over the issues of the Robot Messiah. Robotologist believed that Robot Jesus was their savior, while Robo-Judaists believed he was a very well built robot, but not their messiah.
I'd also like to meet the girl who drew this picture:
FemJesse Rules!
Aaah. The First Time I saw Silon and Garfunkel in Central Park I was hooked. I also Like The heads of the beastie boys and Beck. Morbo the news monster has been known to play a tune or two but only when he's hitting the sauce. It's really quite Ironic Really.
I also Like the Fiddle.
All my sweet robot Bitches!!!
Flexo, Daisy Mae 128K, Crushinator, Roberto, Helper, Kwanzabot, Robot I-X, Clamps, Hedonismbot, Fatbot, Linctron, Destructor, Santa, Joey, Tinny Tim, Chain Smoker, Angleyne, Execu-tor, Preacherbot, Fender, Fembot, Hair Robot, Unit 2013, Donbot, Boxy, Lulubelle 7, Humorbot 5.0, Calculon, URL, Foreigner, iZac, Cartridge Unit, Barkerbot, Teenbot, Gearshift. Q.T. McWhiskers, Deep Blue, iHawk, Cylon, Nurse Ratchet, Patchcord Adams, Liubot, Stage Mom 7.0, Sinclair 2K, Vending Machine, Oily, Coolometer, Andrew, Monique, Rab-bot, Lisa, Executive Gamma, Keg Robot, Greeting Card, Eurotrash 80, Nannybot 1.0, Emotitron Jr., Ceiling Fan, Hookerbot, Bender, And of course, Fry the Food-Mo-Tron.
You're All Dazzlingly Ironic...