Once upon a time, there was a young Lobstress named Mimi (all names have been changed to protect the not-so-innocent). You might remember me from such FOX TV specials as "Mail-Order Brides for All" and "When Horny Sluts Attack!" (and then later, on a successful cross-over special "When Mail-Order Brides Attack Horny Sluts!").
Aside from being antisocial and moody at times, I am fun, intelligent, easy-going, extremely lovable, positive and easy to get along with, slightly insane and occasionally neurotic. OK, maybe not "ocassionally". Where I lack in experience, I certainly make up in enthusiasm!
Ummm... and I like playing with matches. A girl's gotta find a way to entertain herself. Sometimes I fantasize about shooting random passers-by from tall buildings. I used to worry, but then I got a gun. You see, I completely lack compassion. But otherwise, I'm rather sweet, nurturing, affectionate and cuddly. In fact, I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize!
Just so that none of you gets your hopes up, my main interest in this site is reading bulletins and blogs (mainly written by teenage girls and trannies), as well as looking at pretty pictures.
Oh, and I absolutely loathe poor spelling and grammar - proper English is essential. Just remember - every time a spelling error is made, an angel gets anally raped. So please, think of the angels!
BREAKING NEWS - apparently I'm a Hello Kitty Whore! Grrr.. I hate Hello Kitty
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