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Coilette

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me



I was from the future, but that stupid Professor Farnsworth ended up cloning me from Bender (who is GREAT, by the way), and then sent me back into the past. *sigh* It's a hard life, you know...

Anyways... so since my life is a tospy-turvey chaotic mess, I decided that getting myself some friends and a MySpace wouldn't hurt anything, you know? I need to do more than just think up elaborate pyramid schemes, and committing petty theft. Plus, all the Olympic training is good, but I'm about 1000 yrs too early!!!

What in the hell does a girl got to do for some fun these days, anyways!?!?!?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



Phillip J. Fry... if he wasn't currently cryogenically frozen... that dumb fuck is to blame for a LOT of my troubles!!!

Anyone who knows how to break into a cryogenics lab...

My Blog

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