Johnny Soporno

Click on the pic above to visit my Flickr Album_______________________________________________________ NO! _I_AM_NOT_TONY_SOPRANO_ (but someone who looks just like me plays him on TV ;) _______________________________________________________ I'm an established Philanderer, Social Butterfly, and Recovering Comedian.... (That last bit means, when I get the urge to be funny, I'm supposed to call up my C.A. sponsor and we're supposed to go get shitfaced instead....) _______________________________________________________ I wear a LOT of hats; Amongst them are Emotional Baggage Handler, Ego Masseur, Sex Therapist, Techno Geek, Intellectual Pornographer, Cult Deprogrammer, Worthy Playboy, Life Coach, and Action Hero. -- In essence, I am BOTH Bosley AND Charlie. _______________________________________________________ I am an incorrigible punster (I need no incorrigement ;) and basically a sweet, lovable [anatomically complete] Teddybear. I am the sort of guy moms adore! In brief, Mostly Harmless :) _______________________________________________________ I co-produce a Latenight TV show on the Adult Entertainment industry - from porno films to stripclubs, escort agencies to Adult Resorts, we cover it all... Consequently, I'm super-well connected in the Adult Industry. _______________________________________________________ My motto on women is "Take Two, They're Small" and I pluralize 'SPOUSE' as 'SPICE' :) In fact, I looked up MONOGAMY in my family dictionary, and the closest thing I found was some type of wood? _______________________________________________________ I have a Ph.D in Applied Cunnilinguistics and another in Theoretical Fellatio, and I offer Intermediate and Advanced classes in both disciplines to interested pupils. (Contact me for class schedules or private tutorials) _______________________________________________________ I am an ALSO an ordained minister; I'm Arch-Deacon of the First Amalgamated Secular Church and Trustco. (Subgenius) [formerly The First Evilangelical Secular Savings & Loan - we changed our name after the Reagan administration] -- Our Church Creedo: Dicionis Sine Auctoritas (Authority without Responsibility) _______________________________________________________ I divide my time between Toronto, Canada (where I live)Amsterdam, Netherlands(where my offices are) and L.A., NYC, and around Florida... I also frequent numerous other American cities plus Montreal and Vancouver a few times each year for fun :) Give me a reason, and I'll come visit YOU!..