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I'm a pornstar by day and a student by night. I come complete with EE approved oral skills. I would give my left ovary for dark chocolate. I'm a recently converted vegetarian. I laugh at sexual repression and other backwards forms of self-defeating behavior. I also laugh at bad spellers and cry at bad grammar. Their, there, and they're... mean three different things. Peak, pique and peek also mean three different things. How one goes through life not knowing this is beyond me. I collect horses and books. I think people should only be allowed to vote if they can remember what their candidate actually promised to do once in office. Tests at the polls would be fine. I would allow cheat sheets. It would be the first time most voters looked at the issues anyway. More importantly, for those of you who don't already know I'm an Adam and Eve contract girl and you should buy all of my movies.
Ok guys I have some new rules. If you email me asking what I do or if I'm in porn I will not respond. It says so in the first line of my profile. If you send me a pic of your dick I will post it and make fun of it. I will not give out my phone number if I've never met you in person. Furthermore, DO NOT offer me money for sex. You will not like where I post your email. And finally, if you want to involve me in a threesome with you and your girl I will probably turn it back into a twosome when I steal her from you.

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My Interests

Hey ya'll! I've had a few people ask for a physical mailing address to send stuff to. If you want me to sign something send it to

PO Box 774, Burbank, CA 91503.

Please include stamped and addressed return envelopes if you want me to send something back. Thanks!

Your results:
You are Poison Ivy

Poison Ivy 79%
Magneto 78%
Dr. Doom 78%
Lex Luthor 73%
Mystique 73%
Apocalypse 70%
Catwoman 67%
The Joker 65%
Riddler 65%
Dark Phoenix 63%
Mr. Freeze 53%
Venom 49%
Green Goblin 45%
Juggernaut 41%
Kingpin 35%
Two-Face 33% You would go to almost any length for the protection of the environment including manipulation and elimination.
Click here to take the "Which Super Villain am I?" quiz...

I'd like to meet:

Adrianna Lima, she's hot.

P.S.- My website is finally live. You should go there.
www.ClubKayden.com

Music:

Perfect Circle, Tool, NIN, Crossfade, Alice in chains, 3 days grace, Marilyn Manson, Deftones, KoRN, Pink Floyd, Eagles, Led Zepplin, Gnarles Barkley, White Stripes, Hinder, Shinedown... you know, stripper music i'm also an official Bed groupie so i guess that one has is at the top of my list

Movies:

Napoleon Dynamite, anything with Will Farrell, lucky number slevin, Borat, 40-year-old virgin

Television:

Kristin has my TV

Books:

Atlas Shrugged, The Fountainhead, God is not Great, Oryx and Crake, The Peoples History of the United States, America's War on Sex, how to make love like a pornstar (turns out its not a manual), the Memory Keepers Daughter, White Oleander, In the Country of Men, the things they carried, the house on mango street, running with scissors, possible side effects, Drop City, The Reluctant Fundamentalist, this i believe, freakonomics, naked economics, more sex is safer sex, american fascists, yonder lies your orphan, blink, the tipping point, anything by Faulkner, Toni Morrison, Barry Hannah, Alan Ginsberg, Neal Boortz, Ayn Rand, Sharon Olds...

Heroes:

Ayn Rand, neal boortz, and Alan Greenspan

My Blog

My god it took me long enough.

The website is officially live. Finally. It has been an incredibly long project but hot damn I'm proud of it. And ya'll should check it out because I didn't just do it for shits and giggles. It's full...
Posted by Kayden Kross on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 02:39:00 PST

I am to blogs as Angelina Jolie is to kids....

And I have another one. This one is big. Penthouse Magazine gave me one on their homepage. Now the problem is I am starting to run out of things to talk about. I'm trying to do weekly updates on six b...
Posted by Kayden Kross on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 10:48:00 PST

New Shit!!!

Ok I didn't want to do five different blogs or bulletins so here is an update en masse: 1. I have another blog. It is a super cool neato blog. Adult Stars Magazine gave me my very own page on their si...
Posted by Kayden Kross on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 11:16:00 PST

Shelly Lubben is a bitchcuntwhore and Calderon is a Political Stereotype

This is actually a blog i wrote for www.mikesouth.com but i decided to post it here as well: Sacramento, CA- A tax levy on the adult industry to the tune of 25% of all gross receipts was brought in fr...
Posted by Kayden Kross on Wed, 14 May 2008 10:43:00 PST

Kross Poised for Stardom

Thanks to Xbiz!!! http://xbiz.com/articles/profiles/91671 By Tod Hunter ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> March 28, 2008 Kayden Kross...
Posted by Kayden Kross on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 12:48:00 PST

credits

Here is the list that i said i would post. there are probably more things out there but i don't know about them. no one tells me anything... i find out about stuff randomly. my mom actually discovered...
Posted by Kayden Kross on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 11:16:00 PST

get off your asses and get involved... just this once

for those of you who have jobs, corporations, paper routes or "income generating hobbies" (like myself), i'm sure you can all relate to that whiny feeling you get every time you see the difference bet...
Posted by Kayden Kross on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 12:00:00 PST

things guys just don't pay enough attention to (but should)

i really love guys, probably too much, but i've noticed there are a few little things they are routinely oblivious to that in the end can have a profound effect on their sex lives. so in an effort to ...
Posted by Kayden Kross on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 03:01:00 PST

independent thought

A couple of months ago while i was on the set of my first shoot i did a phone interview for "the hornet", the school newspaper for sacramento state. The guy who wrote the article seemed to do a g...
Posted by Kayden Kross on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 03:01:00 PST