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About Me

Okay, you keep asking, so here it is.... I am from the east coast, New Jersey, to be exact, so I do sound a little funny to you Californians... I pronounce coffee like "cauffie" and water like "wooter"---- YES, I was a correctinal officer for the state of New Jersey for three years, but I quit for a number of reasons, the first of which is it changes the person you started out as and turns you into a mean, impatient bitch! And that's not who or what I wanted to be, so I quit. But one thing about a Jersey-girl you can always count on, I say what I mean and I mean what I say. It's the attitude I prefer to carry through my whole life of being honest with myself and others as much as I can. You may not like what I have to say, but it will be the true way I feel. I have a big problem with liars and people who play games. I HATE drama and I avoid it when I can. I don't spend a lot of time being angry with others even when they hurt me pretty bad. Life is too short and precious to hold on to negative energy. It will only bring you down. I've lived in California for a little over a year and I think I'm adjusting to people not being who they appear to be initially. I HATE that!! I've gone through about half a dozen so-called "friends", who turn out to be users, crack-heads, or just bat-shit crazy. I have a small handfull of actual friends...I guess that's Cali for ya.......I love the weather though! LOL!!I LOVE ANIMALS and children. I am a nourturer, I can't help it. I fix boo-boo's on everybody, I don't care if you're 4 or 40..... I have this thing about me where I try too much to help others...Not sure if this is a flaw or a blessing yet...maybe both, depending. I think people in general need to love more, have more patience, and just stop to BREATHE - everyone is always so hurried and angry at the world. We make the choices in life that put us in the positions we are in most of the time. Don't be angry with the outcome of your bad decisions, just adjust, adapt and move forward. That's about as deep as I get publicly... HERE ARE 26 of my ??? AND STILL COUNTING... BOX COVERS! ENJOY!! XOXOXO!!!

I have a strong sexual fascination with vampires....does that make me a FREAK?? Hell yeah! And I LOVE it!!

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Music:

I listen to anything from House Music to Marylin Manson. Nothing hateful, I haven't the time for it.

Movies:

Action/adventure, Psychological thrillers, some slasher movies, but I have to hide my eyes in the shoulder of a strong man when I get too grossed out.... ;)

Television:

IF I WERE A SUPER HERO......... Your results:
You are Supergirl Supergirl 95% Superman 90% Wonder Woman 90% The Flash 80% Robin 70% Spider-Man 65% Green Lantern 65% Hulk 60% Iron Man 50% Batman 40% Catwoman 40% Lean, muscular and feminine.
Honest and a defender of the innocent.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz
IF I WERE A SUPER VILLAIN.... Your results:
You are Mystique Mystique 73% Apocalypse 65% Catwoman 61% Dark Phoenix 61% Poison Ivy 60% Venom 58% Green Goblin 57% Magneto 50% Two-Face 49% Lex Luthor 46% Dr. Doom 44% Kingpin 44% Juggernaut 41% The Joker 37% Mr. Freeze 29% Riddler 26% Sometimes motherly, sometimes a beautiful companion, but most of the time a deceiving vixen.
Click here to take the Supervillain Personality Quiz
SOMETIMES I'M BOTH!!!!!!!!!

Books:

I modeled in the book "The Rules of Love" by Hollan Publishing due out in Barnes and Noble stores APRIL of 2008. I am the sole female model in this book along with uber-UBER HOT and SEXY mainstream model Andy Sziraki.

Heroes:

People who have the mind to think for themselves and not to follow blindly behind someone else's shadow. Make your mark, noone else will do it for you.

My Blog

I did it AGAIN!!! I’m such an idiot!

Okay, so I'm blonde and sometimes have to make the same mistake twice before I get it...... I FRIED MY HARDDRIVE AGAIN!!! Lesson that finally sunk in- Don't put your laptop on your bed to ...
Posted by Heidi Mayne on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 02:59:00 PST

August 25 - 27

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: August 24, 2008 (Las Vegas, NV) Adult Superstar and Mainstream Crossover Celebrity, Heidi Mayne, will Host the Official A. I. Studios 2008 Gentlemen's Club Owners Exp...
Posted by Heidi Mayne on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 01:11:00 PST

My F-ing Phone!!

Okay, so here's what happened..... I had the supposed "great" combined bill plan from ATT that puts your cell, land line, and DSL all on the same bill. So when I told them to turn off the DSL and the ...
Posted by Heidi Mayne on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 06:48:00 PST

Vegas

Okay so I'm in Vegas. How long? Not sure, maybe permanently. Probably so. I've got a bunch of things I'm doing out here to advance myself and the only thing I had going in LA was ...
Posted by Heidi Mayne on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 02:31:00 PST

Yeah, it’s true...........

Okay, so I've been mysteriously disappearing to Las Vegas a lot these days. My friends are wondering what in the HELL I'm up to, or if I've just lost my damn mind........... so here it is..........
Posted by Heidi Mayne on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 02:24:00 PST

Here is a RATHER complete list of all my movies out for sale NOW!!

1) Ahhh, Shit! White Mama 5 (I'M ON BOX COVER)West Coast Prod. 2) Addicted to Black Dick &n bsp; ...
Posted by Heidi Mayne on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 11:04:00 PST

National Lampoons Homo Erectus- JULY 11

I'M FEATURED IN ABOUT 10 MINUTES WORTH OF THIS MOVIE BELOW WITH A BUNCH OF MY PORNSTAR GIRLFRIENDS. IT COMES OUT JULY 11TH. CHECK IT OUT!! ...
Posted by Heidi Mayne on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 11:32:00 PST

A very good philosophy for daily life.......

The true goal in life is to be able to express yourself freely and honestly. The philosophy lived by the first true and greatest mixed martial artist of all time, Bruce Lee. His philosophies not onl...
Posted by Heidi Mayne on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 10:41:00 PST

New Press Release!!!!!!!!

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE June 10, 2008 The Los Angeles Convention Center was on fire last weekend with hot adult stars at the Erotica LA Show from June 6th 8th. And, out of the fire a sizzling inferno...
Posted by Heidi Mayne on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 09:34:00 PST

This is from a Naughty America web chat I recently did...

Naughty America Heidi Mayne says any guy who has sex with her better be ready to take control by pulling her hair and choking her. Otherwise, she'll have to take charge and 'you might not like what I ...
Posted by Heidi Mayne on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 09:20:00 PST