My incredible family is the most important thing to me in this entire world. EVERYTHING ELSE IS SECOND! THEY ARE MY MAIN INTEREST. As for what else interests me? Well hmmmm . Making money! Making people laugh. Making friends. Real Estate. Writing. Acting. Performing. Meditating. BOOKS, BOOKS, BOOKS! Bike Rides. Watching my Lakers. Working out. Roller coasters. Surfing. Playing Pool. Taking trips to see exotic places and ancient ruins. Driving fast! Great sex (Best in a relationship). Flirting. Kissing. Playing with kids (because I just happen to be a big kid myself). Giving a gift to one person each day whether it be physical or spiritual. And of course my Buddhist beliefs. I call myself a Buddhist mainly because I found the religions teaching about inner discovery to be the most real, the most tangible. But even in the Buddhist religion there are supernatural elements that I struggle with.
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I'd like to meet:
God...and... oh yeah Tommy Lasorda. I'd also like to meet ME about 10 years ago and warn myself about some of the women I was going to meet!
If you want to be a friend, then send me a message first. Tell me about yourself, why you liked my page, why you'd like to be friends. We'll go from there. I do respond to all. Oh, and if you have a photo of yourself "giving the middle finger" to the camera in ANY of your photos, I will NOT accept you as a friend. Since when did this become cool? It's not! You are devaluing the meaning and purpose of giving someone the FINGER in a very lame attempt to try and appear "hard core" or "cool." Especially you ladies. You look stupid. Trust me.
Also ladies, don't ask me to VOTE FOR YOU on some stupid website that does nothing more than feed your ego. That makes you look even more stupid, not to mention insecure.
Okay, enough negative stuff. Now, if your profile is set to "Private" I probably won't add you as a friend 'cuz I don't know nothin' about ya! If you do become a friend, please don't post any offensive pictures. I am trying to keep my page clean. Cool? Thanks.
THINGS I WONDER ABOUT:
Here's a list of things I often wonder about. Some are odd, some are strange, some are funny, some are weird...but they will give you an idea how my brain works.
1. Why do all motorcycle cops have mustaches?
2. When horsebackriding with a friend, why do you blame your friend when his/her horse passes gas? "It's was Bucky, I swear!"
3. When people climb into thier cars, why do they suddenly feel it's completly safe to pick their nose? WE CAN SEE YOU!!
4. What ever happened to all those SUCKA MC'S from the 80's??
5. What the hell is NUGET and why is it in my candy bar?
6. Did you ever notice that in some family portraits everyone is looking off to the LEFT of the camera? WHAT'S SO INTERESTING OVER THERE?
7. When I say "Hey, what's up?" to some people, why do they respond with "Good, and you?" THAT'S NOT WHAT I ASKED YOU!!
8. Why don't you ever see any dead pigeons?
9. When a woman's vagina makes sounds during sex, why is it completely ignored? I think it's pretty damn funny!
10. When you are at a concert, did you ever notice that everyone in the arena has no idea what to do with their hands? "Do I keep them in my pockets? Do I wave one just one hand? Do I fold my arms?"
11. Why do we have this urge to look inside a Kleenex after blowing our nose in it? What are we expecting to find inside? Daisies???
12. If Justin Timberlake is bringing sexy back, who's the jerk who lost it in the first place?
13. Fake breasts were invented in the late 1970's, right? So does that mean we are gonna start seeing all these old women with GREAT LOOKING TITS?
14. I think that guys that I have never met before that ask me to be their friend on myspace is kinda gay.
15. After I kill a spider with a piece of tissue and flush it down the toilet, I always have this fear that it will one day come back to life, crawl back through the pipes and BITE ME IN THE ASS!
16. I think they should do a movie starring Jennifer Love Hewitt's TITS. Not Jenifer Love Hewitt...just her TITS. They upstage her in everything she's done anyway.
17. I saw a sign on the side of the freeway that read: "BRAILLE INSTITUTE, NEXT EXIT." Who is this sign for????
18. Ya know, I would really love to listen to AM radio in parking garages.
19. Have you ever woken up from a really intense dream and swear someone was standing in your closet, only to find out it was just your bathrobe?
20. Whenever the dishwasher drawer gets stuck, it's always that damn SPATULA that's to blame, isn't it?! DAMN YOU SPATULA! DAMN YOU TO HELL!
21. I am on an amazing streak right now! In every single restaurant I have ever been in, the ketchup bottle at the table is always full or new. It's weird.
22. Have you ever been talkin' to someone and a small spit bubble flies out of your mouth and lands on your friends face? You both saw it, but for some reason your friend doesn't wipe it away! And it just sits there and bubbles and festers while you're talking and they won't wipe it away till you look away! That's the worst.
23. Sometimes I like to go into .99 CENTS ONLY stores and ask for price checks on everything.
24. Ya know....there is just no "cool" way to walk into a spider web.
25. After watching all of these disaster movies about the world coming to an end, or alien invasion, the message that Hollywood seems to be telling us is: THE STATUE OF LIBERTY IS SCREWED!!! If you think the world is coming to an end, stay away from Liberty Island people! That's the first thing that's gonna get hit!
26. Why do all the DJ's on "Smooth Jazz" radio stations sound like they just got done having sex?
.....more to come.....
Music:
I appreciate brilliance in music. Flawless sounds and performance. Thus I actually enjoy all sorts of music, from rock, to punk, to classical, to new wave, to electronic. As long as it is artistic and creative I love it all.
But I would have to say that one of my favorite artists of all time is Stevie Ray Vaughan. He was and forever will be the best guitar player to ever grace this earth.
Movies:
Too many to list. I am big movie fan.
Television:
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Heroes:
The Legend, Ron Burgundy.
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Meet my new pup ROXIE!!
