Alter Boy |
AN ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION........... 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'. The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?' 'Yes, Father, it is.'&nb...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 08:37:00 GMT |
Mexican Words |
MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: WATERMy vieja gets mad and I don't even know water problem is!MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: BRIEFMy homie farted gacho, bad, and I couldn't brief...:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 22:36:00 GMT |
Married Men |
Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chattingabout their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that nightallthree will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 22:32:00 GMT |
Poor Bob |
Hey, Bob! How ya doin?' Bob works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday.His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes h...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 22:30:00 GMT |
Logic |
Two rednecks, Billy Bob and Larry, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Billy Bob turns to Larry and says,'You know, I'm tired of going through life without an educat...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 22:26:00 GMT |
Golfers |
One summer vacation, I met the girl of my dreams...:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />
She was a beautiful blonde. We'd only been together for an hour and we were s...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 22:23:00 GMT |
The Ticket |
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A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of thedealership. Taking off down the road, he floo...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 22:19:00 GMT |
Signs |
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />
'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'
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In a Podiatrist's office:
Time Woun...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 22:12:00 GMT |
Happy and Sad |
Happy and sad.A husband and wife were sitting watching TV when he turnedto his wife and said...'Honey, tell me something that will make me Happy andSad all at the same time.'She said ...'You have the ...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 09:46:00 GMT |
Men Don’t Understand |
NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND.A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.Nurses were in herroom giving her a bed bath.One of them was washing her private area andnoticed that there was a ...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 09:45:00 GMT |
