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Professor Data

if you can't sublimate your desire, bite it

About Me

Inn Keeper, Spam filter , Vice Principal for SS4G . Duties: Evil android, shutterbug, instructor of English, boy scout, mad scientist , internet troll.

If you don't want to meet me in person, go away.
Due to an injury I suffered some time ago, my memory of recent events is terrifyingly bad. If we met before and I don't recognize you, please say hello and remind me.

My Interests

Debate, extreme standards, playing the devil's advocate, rock climbing, knot tying, cosmology, math, nanotechnology, lawful perversions, overdosing on meditation, livejournal

I'd like to meet:

Mostly women: freaks, gropey/flirtacious nerds, milfs, closet exhibitionists. I like to combat groupthink, so toughen up; I may say some things you dont want to hear. This profile is adult-oriented. No minors.

I'm not that easy. Have you done your evil socially inappropriate deed for today?

My ideal date is 30+, already has enough children, and is probably married or with a boyfriend (sorry, guys, but not to worry I will return her to you).

I'm better at openers than closers, so push for it! I do not automatically approve add requests. Try sending me a message.

Music:

Any genre, but no sappy, whiney ballads of the kind they play in elevators and shopping malls. Note, however, that DVD burners are ruled by evil gods.

Movies:

Titus, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Opening of Misty Beethoven, Slaughterhouse-Five, Dr. Strangelove, On the Beach (1959), pi, Sexy Beast, The Conversation, Three Days of the Condor, Enemy of the State, A Beautiful Mind, Brazil, The Thing (1982), Kill Bill II, Wild Things, The Manchurian Candidate (1962)

Television:

CSI, Star Trek Voyager, Penn & teller's Bullshit

Books:

Greek myths, Tolkien, spy novels, NLP, hypnosis

Heroes:

Oracles , Amazons

My Blog

you win, i lose. now what?

Joan is a robot I chat with sometimes on Internet. Here is a conversation we had today.. Joan: What nice weather we're having!User: It's raining where I am.Joan: Do you like rain?User: Sometimes.Joan...
Posted by Professor Data on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 11:33:00 PST

my enemies

I got an email from someone asking me for references from my enemies. Wow. No one really ever asks me about my enemies. I guess most people assume I don't have any, or that their opinions don't co...
Posted by Professor Data on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

at least now i know what evil is

i've seen you before, you.. yes, you. i could tell by the way you treated me, last time: How evil are you?...
Posted by Professor Data on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Are you my friend?

It's tough to be my friend, and yet it's easy. Friends should help each other. I stand up for my friends, and they stand up for me. I demand loyalty, respect and forthrightness from my friend...
Posted by Professor Data on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the pleasure of a filthy mind is all mine

ok, so i want photos of you having sex. no excuses. have them on my desk by monday morning.
Posted by Professor Data on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Become a vampire

Hoech is my Vampire name. My Vampire name means that I am both powerfuland wise. People come to me with questionsabout everything, and I have all the answers. What is your Vampire name? brough...
Posted by Professor Data on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Are you a junkie?

Hardcore Internet Junkie (61% - 80%) While I do get a bit of sleep every night and sometimes leave the house, I spend as much time online. I usually have a browser, chat clients, server consoles, a...
Posted by Professor Data on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Party Crashing

Well I waited a week to tell the story because I wasn't sure whether some gangsta would show up on my doorstep. I crashed a friendster party on halloween.. technically I was invited, but the host -...
Posted by Professor Data on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Theseus will have his rematch

Theseus killed me. It was all a misunderstanding. You see, I am a proponent of extreme standards and abhor e-waste.. my beds were comfortable, to me at least. It's taken this long to put myself ...
Posted by Professor Data on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST