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DARK BONITA™

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

***FIRST OF ALL...PLEASE SEND A MESSAGE BEFORE A FRIEND REQUEST.IF YOU'RE A STRANGER AND I DON'T KNOW YOU....ODDS ARE I WON'T WANT YOU ON MY LIST, UNLESS YOU SEND A MESSAGE STATING WHY YOU ARE ADDING ME...."BECAUSE UR HAWT" IS NOT ONLY RETARDEDLY IMMATURE GRAMMAR, BUT IT'S A STUPID REASON TOO! I DONT CARE IF YOU HAVE BALLS I WANT FRIENDS WITH BRAINS. THANKS!***
Dark Bonita --
[noun]:
A Mistress of sexual gratification
'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com
I'm an Entreprenuer, business woman, model, etc in my 20's who owns and runs a few different businesses. From Event planning and entertainment consulting to online retail. I work from home, which means I get to make my own schedule but I'm always too busy to plan it! I love music of all kinds - It's my passion, My favorite thing to do is dance. I like blueberries. I hate catty and competative women - we're all beautiful can't we all just get along!?! I love animals, especially mine. I have two cats and a dog. I hate head games (unless asked *wink*). I love to travel and go somewhere as often as I can. I've performed with a rock band as a dancer, we played at the Wiskey A Go-Go in Hollywood, live on KSEX Radio and Live to Air on Playboy TV in L.A. After dealing with unreasonable, disrespectful and very poor management, I've left to move on to bigger and better things ($). I Model and act in my spare time (when I have it). I'm currently consulting for a new TV series. I'm going to make central California my home as soon as I possibly can. South Africa has been my favorite travel destination of all the many places I've been so far. I'll be back there again very soon for humanitarian work. I love chocolate cheesecakes and blueberry teas. I drink all day long and I don't go to meetings ;). What else you wanna know? Talk Spanish to me and I'll wet my panties - I'm all yours. Scratch that - I just love individuals I have chemistry with. I'm easy to get along with. I'm learning and love to play guitar, I play clarinet, I write, I can draw, I like psychobilly and rockstars, woman are hot - I think I'm a closet lesbian, I'm learning sign language and portuguese. Im taking belly dancing and Salsa. Hockey and motorcycles are Uber sexy and make me hot. So does goth. I want to have sex with a vampire. I like bald men, bad boys and a nice steak. Tattoos and peircings, BDSM including owning a slave or two - taking applications fools! I like watching movies and I can cook really well.....okay....so I'm pretty boring. What did you expect? lol Just hoping to meet some cool people here. Girls and guys included (No, that's not secret girl code for "I want guys to message me and try to get me out on a date so you can get laid"). If you have no brains, I'll be bored after 30 seconds anyways. I'm taken, sorry guys. Don't bother. Not sure what else to say but Cheers!
You Are a Natural Flirt
Believe it or not, you're a really effective flirt.
And you're so good, you hardly notice that you're flirting.
Your attitude and confidence make you a natural flirt.
And the fact that you don't know it is just that more attractive! What Kind of Flirt Are You?
How You Are In Love
You take a while to fall in love with someone. Trust takes time.
You tend to give more than take in relationships.
You need your space and privacy. You don't like to be smothered.
You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change.
You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard. How Are You In Love?
Your Seduction Style: Au Natural
You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it.
That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power!
The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism.
You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world.
Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in.
You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you?
You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways.
Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you.
As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you. What Kind of Seducer Are You?
You Are 64% Open Minded
You are a very open minded person, but you're also well grounded.
Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints.
But you also know where you stand firm, and you can draw that line.
You're open to considering every possibility - but in the end, you stand true to yourself. How Open Minded Are You?
Your Five Variable Love Profile
Propensity for Monogamy:
Your propensity for monogamy is high.
You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person.
And in return, you expect the same from who you love.
Any sign of straying, and you'll end things.
Experience Level:
Your experience level is high.
You've loved, lost, and loved again.
You have had a wide range of love experiences.
And when the real thing comes along, you know it!
Dominance:
Your dominance is medium.
You tend to be the one with more power.
You aren't a total control freak in relationships..
But of course you don't mind getting you way!
Cynicism:
Your cynicism is low.
You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance.
No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter.
You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate.
And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon.
Independence:
Your independence is medium.
In relationships, you need both "me time" and "we time."
You usually find it easy to be part of a couple.
But occasionally you start to feel a little smothered. The Five Variable Love Test
Your Love Life Secrets Are
Looking back on your life, you will have a few true loves.
You're a little scarred from your past relationships, but who isn't?
It's important to you that your lover is very attractive. You like to have someone to show off.
In fights, you are able to walk away and calm down. You are able to weather the storm.
Break-ups can be painful for you, but you never show it. You hold your head high. Your Love Life Secrets, Revealed
What Your Soul Really Looks Like
You are a warm hearted and open minded person. It's easy for you to forgive and forget.
You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds.
You see yourself with pretty objective eyes. How you view yourself is almost exactly how other people view you.
Your near future is in a very different place (both physically and mentally) from where you are right now.
For you, falling in love is all about the adventure and uncertainty. You can only fall in love with someone who keeps you guessing. Inside the Room of Your Soul
You Are 28% Sociopath
From time to time, you may be a bit troubled and a bit too charming for your own good.
It's likely that you're not a sociopath... just quite smart and a bit out of the mainstream! Are You A Sociopath?

My Interests

My cats, my dog, my businesses, movies, cool people; good music, food and drinks; dancing, concerts, patios, beaches, intelligent conversation, things that make me laugh, tattoos, piercings, erotic art, the darker side of life, the love of my life - Matt and....well, ask me! I have lots of interests!

I'd like to meet:


***MY SOULMATE***
(I've already met him)
...oh yeah and......

Music:

I was recently performing with a Porn rock band. You may have seen me live on Playboy TV or on Ksex radio and at the Whisky a go-go in California. There really is too many favorites to list here...My tastes in music are so diverse. Anything from In Flames and Soulfly to Bjork and Coldplay. Louis Armstrong and Billie Holiday to Dennis Brown and Sean Paul. My Favorites include...Deftones, Kyuss, SOAD, Tool as well as Led Zeppelin, Steppenwolf, Refused, Faith no more, Janis Joplin, Dimmu Borgir, Clutch, Helmet, Tracey Chapman, Tomahawk, Mr.Bungle, Voltio, Daddy Yankee, Disturbed, Patsy Cline, KMFDM, Crystal method, Billy Talent, Cesaria Evora and Alexisonfire ....I know, I know....I told you it was diverse!

Movies:

Mostly psycological thrillers and creepy horrors.A few spaghetti westerns too. I just like being entertained. Heat, TheDoors, Crash, TheDarkCrystal, Killing Zoe, ClockworkOrange, BadLeiutenant, Hackers, Traffic, Momento, FightClub, LastCastle, SchindlersList, Boondock Saints, NaturalBornKillers. Stanley Kubrick films, Romero, Felini, Terantino. All Johnny Depp films, Angelina Jolie, Will Farrell, Ben Stiller, DeNiro, Nicholson, Christina Ricci and especially Adrian Brody. My movie tastes are just as diverse as my musical interests. Seems my personality is like this to!

Television:

I hate TV! TV is chewing gum for the brain!I don't have cable - by choice, but I buy many TV series on DVD to watch them when I want to....Lost, Nip/Tuck, Band of Brothers, Oz, Prison Break, Carnival, Deadwood, Rome, Weeds, The Wire, Lost, Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Dexter, The Office, Entourage. I did catch a few episodes of Miami ink, Inked and the CSI's. Those were pretty cool but I dont keep up with them with no cable.

Books:

Love scary stories, true crime & creepy stuff. I'm a huge fan of Anne Rice, Clive Barker & Anne Rule. I read a lot of self help and manuels "For Dummies" I love to learn. True stories and documenteries too. My top books are Memoirs of a Geisha, The Story of O, and The Tao of Inner Peace. I'm currently reading 'Dances with Devils' by journalist Jaques Pauw.

Heroes:

ME :)
(and Jeff Cohen - currently residing at Mansfield Penetentiary. He's my angel but doesn't know it yet)

My Blog

Have I deleted you by accident??

I just went through over 3500 friends on My list which I've accumulated over the years I've been on myspace. Whoa! Finally have it down to only 6 pages and a few hundred friends. In the very tedi...
Posted by DARK BONITA™ on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 12:04:00 PST

Dark Bonita Update & SOUTH AFRICA

Hey All! If your wondering why I haven't been on myspace much there are a few good reasons. One, I'm on facebook now so I spend most of my time there. Myspace has too many bands I dont know adding me ...
Posted by DARK BONITA™ on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 03:51:00 PST

8th Annual Battle of the Bands!!

This year I am concert coordinator for Battle of the Bands in Toronto. Any local or area bands interested contact me for more info and regisitration. Registration Deadline is April 1st.   GAIN E...
Posted by DARK BONITA™ on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 01:21:00 PST

Pictures from Off With Their Heads!! Party

Hey All!! The Party was a Huge Success! Many Kudos To Karen @ Knot Just Dreads...I love her!!To See the pictures, please visit my blog at My Masquerade Entertainment Myspace page...Just click the link...
Posted by DARK BONITA™ on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 09:51:00 PST

LA & Playboy TV

I'm finally back from California. What a trip! About 17 of us, including the band, stayed and worked and played in LA and Hollywood. We made an appearance on Ksex Radio ( hi to Batman, Wankus, Sunny&n...
Posted by DARK BONITA™ on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 04:35:00 PST

Dark Bonita in the news!

From the hallways of The Fort to the small screen   From the hallways of the Fort to the small screen By Michael Spears Staff WriterFriday June 30, 2006 Fort Saskatchewan Record  Her re...
Posted by DARK BONITA™ on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 12:09:00 PST

Drunken Rant

Just because I'm drunk and I feel like it, I've decided to write. What about? Nothing really. Just about how much I enjoy my life really. I love my friends, I love being single, I love young guys and ...
Posted by DARK BONITA™ on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 08:56:00 PST

Aquarius + ? = Sexual Compatabiliy

Aries and Aquarius:This can be a very challenging and exciting relationship. Aries and Aquarius are an interesting combination of passion, friendship and sexuality. There will never be dull moments w...
Posted by DARK BONITA™ on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 10:57:00 PST

JAMBI

Here from the king's mountain viewHere from the wild dream come trueFeast like a sultan I doOn treasures and flesh, never few.But I, I would wish it all awayIf I thought I'd Lose you just one dayThe d...
Posted by DARK BONITA™ on Sat, 13 May 2006 06:58:00 PST

A Dark Bonita Update

Well what can I say? The beginning of this year has been a busy one for me. Where does the time go. I'm still anxiously awaiting my move to California in the fall. Until then I have a full plate. WHAT...
Posted by DARK BONITA™ on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 01:30:00 PST