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Andre The Anti-Giant

Im naked... I bet u're thinking of me naked now :)

About Me

Im an Actor Comedian Writer who lives in Downtown Toronto. What else?Oh yeah Im also a physically disabled little person or as some people might say a crippled midget. I would call my self a human being, but that's just me. I perform Stand up and sketch at various clubs and venues around Toronto. Anything else you want to know just ask. I'll get back to you sooner or later.

I edited my profile with Thomas.. Myspace Editor V3.6 !

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My Interests

Acting, Stand up Comedy, Sketch Comedy, Writing, Movies, Music. Video Games, TV, Karaoke, The Theatre, Dreaming
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I'd like to meet:

Casting Agents or directors, anyone who wants to hire me for stand up, hosting talent shows/contests, bachelor Parties, or Stagg and Does... msg me, and we can work something out!Even if you aren't any of these things, drop me a line anyway and say hello... unless you're a psychopath or you just want money or your a pretty lady with a midget fetish... Ok you pulled my arm. If you're a pretty lady with a midget fetish, you can message me.

Music:

Aerosmith, ACDC, Elton John, Eric Clapton, Pearl Jam, Guns N Roses, Tom Petty, Billy Joel, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Ray Charles, Bob Seger, Stevie Wonder, Led Zeppelin, Bruce Springsteen, Bob Dylan, Neil Young, David Bowie, The Who, RHCP, Frank Sinatra, ZZ Top, Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra, John MayerSupertramp,, Bob Marley, R.E.M. (This is all I can think of right now)
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Movies:

Almost Famous, Fight Club, The Godfather 1 & 2, Ray, Walk The Line, Crash, Kevin Smith movies, When Harry Met Sally, Anchorman, Dodgeball, Gataca, Batman, Batman Begins, Waynes World, X2, Spiderman 2, The Incredibles, The Notebook, The Shadow, Hotel Rwanada, Star Wars Ep IV, V, VI, The Princess Bride, Grose Point Blank, Get Shorty, American History X, Bandits, The Mask of Zoro, Forest Gump, Pretty much any film with Tom Hanks, and Bill Murrey

Television:

24, Heros, Prison Break, Boston Legal, Lost, The Office, My Name is Earl, Smallville, SNL, Studio 60, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Inside The Actors Studio.

Books:

1984, Catch 22, Angels and Demons, The Princess Bride (It's a good book damn it!)

Heroes:

Batman, Yoda, and the guy who founded Nyquil

My Blog

Check out this video: The Slow Die Quickly

I shot this parody film trailer, directed by David Gibb, a couple weeks ago. It was submitted as an entry for the new reality show "On the Lot" Produced by Mark Burnett and Steven Spielberg. Click her...
Posted by Andre The Anti-Giant on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 04:27:00 PST

The Road to Hollywood

Now alll I gotta do is figure out how I'm going to get there... any ideas?...
Posted by Andre The Anti-Giant on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 02:26:00 PST

Casino Royal Piece of Shit... (Warning: The following blog is only one sentence long)

I'm sorry but an asthmatic villain with the exception of Darth Vader, is not scary!
Posted by Andre The Anti-Giant on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 04:05:00 PST

Anti -Semitic?

As I type this I have roughly over 480 Myspace friends. I would say about 20-30 of them are people I actually spend time with outside of my computer. The rest are comprised of... - People who like my ...
Posted by Andre The Anti-Giant on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 12:32:00 PST

First Bitch!

I know I haven't been posting enough blogs about my life and I apologize to those who read them, if anyone does read these.If you do read them I would like to know. Let's play a game called first Bitc...
Posted by Andre The Anti-Giant on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 08:20:00 PST

bus spelled backwards is sub...

True story.
Posted by Andre The Anti-Giant on Fri, 12 May 2006 11:05:00 PST

May the 4th be with you

Yeah... I'm a geek
Posted by Andre The Anti-Giant on Thu, 04 May 2006 11:24:00 PST

He's still Bad Ass

Samuel L Jackson has appeared in over 80 films.   About Five of them have been excellent. About 10 of them have been decent...   The rest were, Snakes on the Plane!    ...
Posted by Andre The Anti-Giant on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 02:33:00 PST

Hey Joe

I was at the supermarket today. The African American cashier said, "Hey no offence, but you look like Mini Me," as he ringed up my groceries. "Thank you" I responded in a sarcastic voice "no offen...
Posted by Andre The Anti-Giant on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 09:02:00 PST

V.D. vs S.A.D.

Yes its February 14th that special day where couples spend time together giving each other candy and flowers and stupid greeting cards that show just how unoriginal they feel about one another. I don...
Posted by Andre The Anti-Giant on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 01:39:00 PST