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Matthew Neurotic

Dim Lights, thick smoke, and loud loud music - it's the only kind of life you'll ever understand!

About Me


(from the comic strip "Cigarro & Cerveja" by mister Tony Esteves) check it out @ www.cigarro.ca or www.myspace.com/cigarro_and_cerveja
(From the animation short "Rejected" by mister Don Hertzfeldt) check it out @ www.bitterfilms.com
(From the comix "Scott Pilgrim" by Mister Bryan Lee O'Malley and "Dinosaur Comics" by Mister Ryan North) check 'em out @ www.scottpilgrim.com/www.qwantz.com
(From the cartoon "Futurama" by Mister Matt Groening and David X. Cohen) check it out...any where that fine cartoons are played/sold/burned/etc. etc.
(My horrorscope...)
(My card...)
(My best bud...)
------------ movie/tv/me Quotables: ------------
How you got here is not important, but what you do here is paramount. -MATT- (AKA Moi)
If there's no great glorious end to all of this. If nothing we do matters then all that matters is what we do. 'Cause that's all there is. What we do now. Today.// The Smallest act of kindness is the greatest thing in the world. -Angel- (season 2 "Epiphany")
I gotta keep breathing. Because tomorrow the sun will rise. Who knows what the tide could bring? -Cast Away-
You are what you love, not what loves you. -Adaptation-
Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop to look around once in a while ... you might miss it. -Ferris Bueller's Day Off-
We both know that I'm a drunk. And I know you are a hooker. I hope you understand that I am a person who is totally at ease with that. Which is not to say that I'm indifferent or I don't care, I do. It simple means that I trust and accept your judgment. -Leaving Las Vegas-
Wise man say: forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza. -Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles-
Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention? -Eternal Sunshine-
Ah, X-Mas Eve, another pointless day where I accomplish nothing. -Futurama-
And I've learned something, too. I've learned that a flawless profile, a perfect body, the right clothes and a great car can get you far in America, almost to the top, but it can't get you everything. -Wayne's world-
------------ SAYINGS THAT I'm SAYING! ------------
"horse hockey!" --- as near as i can tell...an expression of disbelief...
"yowza!" --- he exclaimed! with an exclamation point.
"awe yeah!" --- general all purpose response to anything that might come up at anytime.
"and that's how we learned our lesson!" --- any time i screw up real bad.
"lovely party, pitty i wasn't invited" --- any time i'm out in public and feeling uncomfortable.
"mother puss bucket!" --- anytime a normal person might use "mother fucker"
"awesome . . . to the maxx!" --- the second X is terribly important!
randomly saying: "the space pope!" in a jingly kinda way . . . for no reason.
"oh. your. god!" ... anytime anyone would normaly say: "oh my god"
"Fuck those bastards! I'll kill them in their sleep." mostly because my friend Ian said it to me when he was high on acid . . . and it was the funniest shit ever.
"yuck it up fuzzball" --- in response to anyone poking fun

My Interests

burning man, absinthe, Ghostbusters, Buddy Holly, James Dean, Douglas Adams, Bull Dogs, Spiderman, black eye makeup, The Zombie Walk, Guiness, Halloween, Time Travel, Dancing, Mushrooms, The Space Pope, The Kakapo, Tattoos, Dreams, Adventures, Tickling, The Bermuda Triangle, Acting, Writing, Trees, Vampires, God, "The End of the World", and 80's Prom parties.

I'd like to meet:

Drug addicts, cartoon characters, punks, hellcats, sickboys, porn stars, losers, nerds, thrill seekers, polar bears, blunt bastards, carnies, realists, race car drivers, zombies, vampires, prudes, smugglers, pirates, dentists, pool sharks, con-artists, painters, musicians, singers, jugglers, magicians, superheroes, ventriliquists, pupeteers, firebreathers, smurfs, obsessive compulsives, people with nothing left to lose, retired cops with nothing left to lose, bank robbers, producers, writers, psychics, mind readers. I would also like to meet bigfoot, the lockness monster, and your Mom.

Music:

Dion and the Belmonts, Jerry Lee Lewis, Buddy Holly, Johhny Cash, Elvis Presley, The Creepshow, Horrorpops, The Matadors, Buzz Deluxe, The Distillers, The Clash, Rancid, Carl Perkins, The Cramps, The Creeps, The Farelle Brothers, The Dresden Dolls, The Brains, Nirvana, Crowded House, Joe Strummer.

Rockabilly, Psychobilly, Country, Punk, and a whole lot of Rhythm and Blues!!

Movies:

Rebel without a Cause, The Frighteners, Labrinth, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Ghostbusters, Back to the Future, Rope, Bourne Identity, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eternal sunshine (of the Spotless Mind), Night of the Living Dead, Terminator 2: Judgement Day, Mad Max, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Spiderman, Batman, Starwars, etc. etc. et-fucking-cetera.

Television:

star trek: the next generation, buffy the vampire slayer, angel, firefly, carnivale, the shield, robot chicken, Invader Zim, futurama, the real ghostbusters, dead like me, the muppet babies, lost, battle star gallactica, 24, smallville, Boston Legal.

Books:

the Hitchhiker's Guide to the galaxy, Dirk Gently's holistic detective agency, Last Chance to see, Ender's Game, Sword Dancer, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, the Time Traveller's Wife, High Fidelity, The Stand, The Wanderers, Covenant with the Vampire.

COMIC BOOKS: Ultimate spiderman/X-men, The Ultimates, Runaways, Y the last man, Ex-Machina, all star Superman/batman, Army of Darkness, The Walking Dead, 30 days of night, torso, Scud the Disposable assassin, Strangers in paradise, the maxx, Bone, preacher, transmetropolitan. FAVORITE WRITERS: Bendis, DeMatteis, Ellis, Millar, Niles, Vaughan, Ennis.

Heroes:

Micheal J. Fox, Terry Fox, Christopher Reeve, my Grandpa Howie, the crew and passengers of flight 93, Spiderman, Jack Bauer, and ANYONE who stands up for what they believe in (you know who you are)!

My Blog

my mind space (a really long sortofactoremorant...sortof)

Only the loving find love. the loveless never will.  Always trust your gut. Never trust your preconceptions. As a human being one must learn to tell the difference between the two and to make the...
Posted by Matthew Neurotic on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 02:47:00 PST

if you're reading this blog.....you might be a redneck!

dear whomever,I've always been a stupid romantic bent on being swept off my feet!!!!!!!!! and that.....will probably never change. not unitl I'm dead and then who knows what the fuck will happen. Desp...
Posted by Matthew Neurotic on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 01:52:00 PST

werd.

SO, I've decided there's nothing more depressing then being at a rockabilly show looking as hot as you think is possible and having the lady next to you turn to you and ask you if you're here with the...
Posted by Matthew Neurotic on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 11:42:00 PST

It must be love when she musses my hair and I don't care.

so, I've seen the Rocky Horror Show a gazillion times now (I love going to work!) the show has a chorus group that does a pre-show. 4 actors each with a unique character. I shall call the first one Te...
Posted by Matthew Neurotic on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 09:43:00 PST

pee wee

the ideal woman..........HOTNESSno, it's not pee wee!!!! it's that chick in the video :) Tattooed Hotness and she shares my love for pee wee! Werd. Speaking of Pee Wee and how much that show/movies ro...
Posted by Matthew Neurotic on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 09:00:00 PST

subgirl!RGWERGTAW$!!

so, I was on my way to work today. Sitting on the subway minding my own business when I spotted this girl out of the corner of my eye.......she had the whole punk rock thing going for her: black eye m...
Posted by Matthew Neurotic on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 03:43:00 PST

smiles and lollipops

......I've been told that my message signature "smiles and lollipops" is gay and should be stopped.    *tear*but but but......damn this being a whore to public opinion!!!!!hogs and grease,--...
Posted by Matthew Neurotic on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 11:48:00 PST

Rebel Rebel Rebel Rebel

To Whom it may concern, I'm putting on a Promotional event (AKA fundraiser) at the Cadillac lounge for REBEL WITHOUT a CAUSE: THE PLAY and I'm looking for talent/help who would be interested in donat...
Posted by Matthew Neurotic on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 12:52:00 PST

the auditon tape from hell

for those of you who have seen my audition tape.....it's really pissing me off! Cause it could be good but it's not. I keep droping out of the scene! I say a line: I'm in the scene. I'm not saying a l...
Posted by Matthew Neurotic on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 10:12:00 PST

Hell on Earth

I made an audition tape for a pilot (shooting out of LA) called Hell on Earth today. My character is friggin' awesome (LUCIFER! THE FRIGGIN' DEVIL!!!!) Hopefully my tape will garner me an audition! Th...
Posted by Matthew Neurotic on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 10:27:00 PST