About Me

Are you sick and tired of hearing the same old cookie cutter crap about boppin' all night long, malt shops, pomade, hot rods, flames, dice, cherries, cats, kittens, and rumbles?

SO ARE WE!

THE ALLEY DUKES have got your prescription for that same old predictable boredom-a-billy blues with decadent tales of drunken debauchery, perverse sex, venereal diseases, and loose morals!!

Order our CDs direct from FLYING SAUCER RECORDS

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do you like
BOOBIES?

Of course you do!
So do we!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 6/9/2005
Band Website: freewebs.com/alleydukes
Band Members:
DANNY DUKE
vocals and guitar

ZAK DUKE
amplified guitar

MO "Barely Legal" DUKE
upright bass

BUCK DUKE
drums

Influences: Benny Joy, Joe Hill, Benny Hill, Hasil Adkins, the Atkins Diet, Al Ferrier, Charlie Feathers, chicken feathers, Roc LaRue, Johnny Powers, Austin Powers, Poison, Ronnie Self, ourselves, Ronnie Milsap, the Misfits, Bloodshot Bill, Bon Jovi, Joe Clay, the Phantom, Link Wray, Art Linkletter, Gene Maltais, Gene Simmons, Richard Simmons, Ray Condo, condos, condors, Vulgar Deli, Joe Maphis, Iron Maiden, Iron Chef, W.C. Fields, Venom, Sleepy LaBeef, beef, boobies, LOTS OF BEER, porn, and especially our spiritual leader...

DAVID ALLAN COE

Join Dr. Gonzo 's new
ALLEY DUKES fan club!

Sounds Like: four drunken rednecks

"Go Back To College" is
now available from
INTERPUNK.COM

if you like primitive rural blues...
ADD ZAK & his
UNHAPPY GUITAR!

Record Label: FLYING SAUCER RECORDS
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

CD

Track listing:1. Slippin and Slidin' (In You)2. Johnny D.3. Drinking My Life Away4. (Ain't Just A) Way Out5. Goodbye Train (Jim Foley)6. Your Sister7. Change My Way8. She Gave Me An Itch9. Chokin' Th...
Posted by ALLEY DUKES on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 04:43:00 PST

ALLEY DUKES in print!

This week (June 16-22) there is an article in the Montreal Mirror about us with a few choice quotes from Zak & Danny! ...
Posted by ALLEY DUKES on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST