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About Me

Well looks like I traded my World of Warcraft addiction for a MySpace addiction, and so far I have noticed more Blogs and fewer Orcs.

I am a stand up comedian and my website is www.NowRashFree.com . I am super easy going and I have a nerdy side. You could probably beat me up but which of you is brave enough to try? I just moved into my first house without bugs everywhere so my life is clean but lonely. I love life, and by 'life' i mean 'eating junk food'. I have the metabolism of a humming bird and could fall asleep with a stick of butter half way in my mouth and not gain a pound. Now I'm a little depressed that I have told you everything there is to know about me in 7 sentences.

My Interests

Stand up comedy, Video sketch and writing.

I'd like to meet:

non-jerks

Music:

Rage Against the Machine, TOOL, System of a Down, Nine Inch Nails, Boyhitscar, Finger Eleven, Onesidezero, LIVE, Rammstien and anything else with volume and passion.

Movies:

I love movies and I used to work as a projectionist. Some favorites are Braveheart, Unbreakable, Momento, Saw, Fight Club, Sin City and Batman Begins.

Television:

Oh man if you can find me something better than LOST, 24 or Arrested Development (R.I.P) lemme know! Also anything on HBO is absolutely amazing. I hate Cable TV but if I get into a show, I like to watch the entire season at once on DVD.

Heroes:

I know many of you are expecting me to to say 'Me', and its true I have done my share heroic deeds in my time, but the most rewarding of which was when I got to rescue my own hero and mentor... Batman.

My Blog

NEW VIDEO: 24 the board game

check out my awesomest video ever!! ...
Posted by SteveSmells on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 10:26:00 PST

Check out this video: Bifocal Episode 1

This is the video i shot with Deborah Robinson about two super heroes who take off their glasses to activate their super powers but unfortunately can't see without their glasses and hilarity ensues.Bi...
Posted by SteveSmells on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 12:11:00 PST

Best Star Wars find EVER!! and NEW video!! most !! ever

Hey folks! I just saw the awesomest thing ever and I'm saving you the trouble of finding it. When I entered the Winners store I never expected to find such a hidden treasure. If I had known about it ...
Posted by SteveSmells on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 04:42:00 PST

Night Hickies

This week my girlfriend and I went to sleep. I woke up the next morning with a huge hickie on my throat! We have no idea how it got there. Actually I have a pretty good idea since I am not flexible...
Posted by SteveSmells on Sun, 13 May 2007 05:28:00 PST

Progress

In 2 years I have had 3 friends quit stand up comedy. The first time it happened it scared the hell out of me. I had forgotten that it was even possible. Hell, I know tons of people who should quit...
Posted by SteveSmells on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 11:35:00 PST

Revenge of the Nerds

So its been a while since I blogged so I figured I better break the ice before I post something a little more introspective. Lately I have been writing a sitcom pilot with JP Naphan and we just finis...
Posted by SteveSmells on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 08:29:00 PST

Finally!

Posted by SteveSmells on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 12:46:00 PST

Resolution for 07: Never go without internet!!

Life is on the upswing. I got my Internet back and with it, my worth as a human. Here is a short list of things I came to miss Sans-InterWeb:1. I really never took the time to fully appreciate infin...
Posted by SteveSmells on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 06:09:00 PST

Watch CBC Newsworld TONIGHT

Hello friends, Tonight the CBC documentary "Who wants to be a Comic?" is on Newsworld 10pm ET/PT and part 2 is on Jan 11th at the same time. http://www.cbc.ca/documentaries/comic.html Other than...
Posted by SteveSmells on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 01:20:00 PST

I have no INTERNET!!!

Life kicked me down, my belly was exposed, and fate took one final kick at it! The mother board of my computer just fried so i have NO internet access for the time being. This is a fat...
Posted by SteveSmells on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 09:03:00 PST