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will weldon

About Me

If anyone wants to buy me a gift, I want to be flown to New York city during the NBA draft, so I can chant "Sell your Team!" to Knicks' owner James Dolan.Also, if someone's got bus fare, it'd really help a brother out...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Bruce Campbell. I shook his hand at a book signing and I almost fainted. Seriously. If you're not him, I'd enjoy finding people I can easily convince to come to my shows.

My Blog

Hilarious, hilarious Quebec...

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20090106. wbyebye07/BNStory/Entertainment/home?cid=al_gam_mostviewDid you know Quebec hosts one of the worlds largest Comedy festivals? And it's highl...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 21:47:00 GMT

Warming Up!

I'm sorry if anyone has clicked on this expecting any of my usual moments of genius, but I'm simply using this as a place to warm up my writing chops. I know, many people don't realize you have to w...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Jan 2009 11:46:00 GMT

Palm Springs? More like HAIRY Palm Springs! ...I masturbated a lot there...

Having been in LA for about three weeks now, I naturally decided it was time to take a little vacation (being unable to have a day job will take a lot out of a guy) so the future missus and I took a l...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:27:00 GMT

You saucy minx!

I'm presently stuck in Huntsville, Ontario. Rural Canada reminds me of dating a beautiful, yet vapid woman. You're more than happy enjoying the scenery for about a week, and than you start to think "H...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 20:30:00 GMT

Toronto just gave the NFL a boner.

I just saw clips of the NFL owners giving sound bytes on their feelings towards the NFL's Buffalo Bills playing at least one regular season game in the fair city of Toronto.They creamed there fucking ...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 19:35:00 GMT

Do you not understand the rules of hockey? Why not play for the Calgary Flames!

Ah, hockey season has started once again, and with it comes the intense, irrational rage I feel over something which has only as much impact on my life as I allow it. Unfortunately, I allow it to have...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 20:29:00 GMT

Marquee Video

If you live in the Dufferin/College area, rent there. It's awsome.
Posted by on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 20:09:00 GMT

Censored

So, I've been working at "The Score" for a few weeks now, making content for their website with my friend Joe Ross (copy and paste this link http://www.thescore.ca/videos/index.asp?progID=159 to see u...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 21:44:00 GMT

Of course hes sorry!

So, Michael Vick has apologized for starting a dog fighting ring, and people think he looked really, really sorry. And you know what, he probably is. But you know why he's sorry? Because he's about to...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 16:50:00 GMT

Are you an asshole?

When you frequent some of the places I frequent (ie. shithole bars and auditions for shitty commercials) you really get to meet people that... you hate. And you hate them without knowing anything abou...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 18:51:00 GMT