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Hello there delighted guest. I am a Toronto stand up comic and aspiring actor. I write, like working behind the scenes of film and quite frankly tired of being a bitch. I spent the first part of the year in Los Angeles and the rest of my life/time/aggression in Toronto. My heritage is Italian, education at Seneca, bought Superhero shirtsat the Silver snail (Toronto) and Metapmorphises (Los Angeles), and dates found after a night of amaretto and despair. I like Amaretto it tastes sweet. I use Cuban cologne cause it gives that smell of everyone's the same. I'm usually in the NOW magazine with my listings but i will try to promote on here. I mumble sometimes and sound monotone when I feel sombre. I wanna be that comic were people say "HEY, he's a funny comedian. Let me give him a ride to the greyhound bus so he can make it on time to his internet cafe job". I am currently writing a book entitled "Pilate" and making a short movie called "Crusade" in the summer. So if youre interested in that stuff lemme know. my biggest claims to fame are CTV's W5 episode "Dumped" which aired last May and this past Valentines weekend. I did open for Russel Peters at my old school of Seneca @ York around 2003. I did do a live TV taping for MTV's "The Hills", and obviously my Jaywalking segment. All I really want in Life is a gf, a steak dinner and a family van. Not a GMC Safari though. Cheers!
.. width="430" height="250" ..November at Yuk Yuk's. Didn't win the contest but you tell me if you think I shouldve.
June 2006, at Ottawa's Absolute Comedy"
May 2005, doing some contest at the Laugh Resort. Sober.
See I do look like ass.. Just like the rest of you... sometimes
I'm the only batman Hollywood Blvd has ever seen. But some say I'm too skinny, that I should be Robin, that I have the body of a lesbian. Im just lonely really
My tattoo.. why did I see my own blood?

My Interests

Comedy, Acting, Women, Drinking, Defeating IBS, Entertaining

I'd like to meet:

Kurt Cobain, Lance Storm, Chris Rock,hopefully not this guy ever again
Look closesly, his snot bubble is waiting to burst

Music:

Metalingus hits it with "Alterbridge" Check out my pals band www.belladonnakillz.com for moreRock (Classic, Inustrial, 90's), Retro, Old school hip hop and euro, and who doesn't love showtunesmore specifically; The Tea Party, Nirvana, Anbolin, NiN, Weezer, Beck, Foo Fighters, (old school) Our Lady Peace, Depeshe Mode, Dead or Alive, Naughty by Nature, Akon, Kanye West, Trust CompanyThe Superman theme, Tim Burton's Batman theme, Godfather and even the Wizard of Oz has tickled my fancy

Movies:

The Godfather (I, II, III), Batman (the original, Returns and Begins), SAW II, The Life of Brian

Television:

Smallville, NEXT, American Justice

Books:

It by Stephen King, Macbeth by Shakespeare

Heroes:

Batman, Superman, Aquaman, Green Lantern, Robin... ohh those are not real you say?Jesus Christ, Andy Kaufman, Kurt Cobain, Mario Lemiuex, Tim Burton, Bret Hart, Lance Storm

My Blog

Kramer loses his shit, Cobain better than Cook, types of audience members

"Cause of all of the stars have faded away, just try not to worry, youll see them someday. Just take what you need, and be on your way and stop crying your heart out!"OasisSo Kramer lost his shit th...
Posted by Alex B on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 05:05:00 PST

500, fatigued, first pro nights and yes the famous Robin Ass kicking

"Theres something happing here.. What it is isn't exactly clear. There is a man with a gun over there. Telling me I got to beware. Think its time, stop children what that sound, ever...
Posted by Alex B on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 11:47:00 PST

time away and frustrations

so I took time off of doing comedy... That's the main headline I guess most would give a shit about. I was one of the hardest blue collar workers in a city that only cares for comedy if it's dir...
Posted by Alex B on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 02:02:00 PST

Weird Questions

I figured I might as well post some weird questions, I've been asked by people, and how I responded to them. More narcissism, what can I say? 1) Why comedy? It was probably the first profession...
Posted by Alex B on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 03:16:00 PST

Lack of sleep, gay parts, irritation, cult following

So yeah, its been a month since I've been back from La-la-la land, and I don't know if it couldn't have been any weirder. In terms of comedy, its been odd. Some people have noticed that I have ...
Posted by Alex B on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 05:07:00 PST

Check out this event:

Hosted By: Alex BrovedaniWhen: Monday Mar 27, 2006 at 9:00 PMWhere: The Rivoli3332 Queen street WestToronto, CADescription:Alex Brovedani Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Alex B on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 11:00:00 PST

<b>Need of a job NOW</b>

ok, so you helped me get better at my shows by telling me I suck and fix this and that some of you helped me stay away from just wearing superhero shirts some of you helped me lose my virginity but...
Posted by Alex B on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 02:57:00 PST

Toronto violence

so before I get to the thread title, It's been an odd almost two week return from Hollywood to here. The first night I came back, I couldnt sleep and many times sat up in my bed saying queitly to mys...
Posted by Alex B on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 09:28:00 PST

Take me back to Constantinople or at least somewhere

So one week and one night has passed since I've come back.... and I don't know what to say. I'm applying to go back to school just as a back up plan. I feel stupid that people have been st...
Posted by Alex B on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 06:05:00 PST

So I'm back in town, time to check back in

So after 9 weeks of bliss and comedy in Hollywood, I'm back and I still can't sleep. As if something completely supernatural took over me or maybe it was the Amsterdam weed. Whatever it is...
Posted by Alex B on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 01:29:00 PST