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Ray

Honesty is the most offensive thing in the world.

About Me

Hey.I think the most important thing i could tell you about myself is that I would finance the parade thrown in honour of the death of Paris Hilton. Shawn Desmond, too.Coldplay, Ashley Simpson, Britney and her tag along and George W. Bush all need to be the first people on Earth to sign up for NASA's new 'Rocket Useless People Who ad Nothing to Society Into the Sun' program.Okay, now that the rage against people i've never met is finished, hi, i'm Ray.I figured i should get one of these pages cause i seem to be the only person short of the common Appalachian goat farmers without one.I'm in Public Relations at school, a bartender, and an aspiring novelist/graphic novelist. My writing reflects my influences, but i definately have a style that most have described as unique to me. I also help do some promotions for a local rock band, Iconoclast. check out their space at myspace.com/iconoclastband.That's all i feel like saying just now.P.S. You will notice i may be the worst speller on the planet. But hey, editors have jobs for a reason.
You are Batman Batman 75% Catwoman 65% The Flash 65% Iron Man 65% Hulk 65% Spider-Man 60% Green Lantern 60% Superman 45% Robin 42% Wonder Woman 40% Supergirl 40% You are dark, love gadgets
and have vowed to help the innocent
not suffer the pain you have endured.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...

My Interests

Writing.I love music, am a comic book and 80's cartoon geek, and working in a comedy club has given me a real appreciation for the art of stand-up. I have cursory interests in politics and philosophy. My favorite forms of literature are social commentary/dark satire (ie. Fight CLub, Less Than Zero, V for Vendetta).

I'd like to meet:

That's a good question. In a 'my ideal woman' sense? a fictional/historical sense? Or current pop culture figure?I'll just answer all of them.My ideal woman? if she's not bat-shit crazy or smart as a bag of hammers, i'm game.fictional or historical figure? Fictional: Tyler Durden Historical: Friedrich NietzschePop Culture: Paris Hilton (so i could hurl a a water balloon filled with vomit and sheep embryos at her)Also Sid Vicious, Johnny Rotten, John Lennon, Nelson Mandella, Ernest Hemmingway, Grant Morrison, and ALan Moore,

Music:

THe Clash, The Ramones, The Sex Psitols, Iconoclast, Green Day, Metallica, John Lennon, CCR, Eminem, Deathcab, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Crossfade has some good ones, HIM, bloc party, Johnny Cash, Kardinal Offishall, Classical (Tchovsky's 1812 Overture is probably my favorite, or Pachlebel's Canon), bunch of misc. stuff.But Techno, in all its forms, and any 'genre' of it stinks, and i hate it.

Movies:

Fight CLub, V for Vendetta, Dogma, Batman Begins, X2, Ghostbusters, Chasing Amy, Monster Squad, American Psycho, Serenity, South Park, Halloween, Ocean's Eleven, bunch of others

Television:

These days? not much. Penn and Teller: Bullshit, Video on Trial, WWE Raw, Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, South Park, Justice League Unlimited.

Books:

My favorite writers include Bret Easton Ellis (Less Than Zero, American Psycho), Joss Whedon (Astonishing X-Men, Buffy, Angel, Serenity), Alan Moore (V for Vendetta, Batman: The Killing Joke), Frank Miller (Dark Knight Returns, Sin City), Chuck Palanhiuk (Fight Club, Choke), Hunter S. thompson (Fear nad Loathing in Las Vegas, Better Than Sex) Grant Morrison (Arkham Asylum, JLA), Brad Meltzer (Identity Crisis, JLA), Kevin Smith (Dogma, Green Arrow, Chasing Amy), Edgar Allan Poe (The Raven, The Perloign Letter), Geoff Johns (too many damn books to name, Inifite Crisis, Teen Titans), Brian K. Vaughn (ExMachina) and Niel Gaimen (Sandman).

Heroes:

Tyler Durden, V, Batman, Peter Vancman, Hunter S. Thompson, Pierre Elliot Trudeau, Bruce Lee, the normal people who earned that title when the towers came down.

My Blog

why most music sucks

basically, music nowadays almost all but sucks balls.Okay, yes, there are some good songs and some good bands.  BUT event he late 90's had those.  the problem is that the best bands coming o...
Posted by Ray on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 02:13:00 PST

An open letter to MSNBC and the Today Show

This is in regard to the tragic deaths of Chris Benoit and his family and the irresponsibility of the media following the incident, especially Merideth from The Today Show...     Good day, &...
Posted by Ray on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 11:28:00 PST

while i was sleeping...

oooooooookay...where to start? The new US immigration laws?  too easy.  Frankly, i gotta believe that at this point, Bush is just trying top piss off the world on a bet or something.  n...
Posted by Ray on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 09:30:00 PST

seriously?

Virginia Tech.What possesses someone to devise and execute a plan that they realize will end 32 individual futures?  This wasn't this person's job as a soldier, this wasn't an act (that we have b...
Posted by Ray on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 05:00:00 PST

no more non-sense

So i fucked up large last night. I managed to hurt the one person i've ever known who never did a thing to deserve it.  I didn't do it for any real reason.  I did it because of what's happen...
Posted by Ray on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 10:49:00 PST

What's the matter with you people?!

Okay, i know its been a while, but that's because i've found my zen.  haven't had much to rant about lately (well, that's not entirely accurate, but i felt that stuff was better left off the inte...
Posted by Ray on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 02:24:00 PST

2006: we hardly knew ye. or why this year was wierd.

so rewind this time last year:I had a hot girl whom i cared a great deal about sharing my bed and a job i enjoyed at a growing business.fast forward one year:I have a beautiful girl i care a great dea...
Posted by Ray on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 12:21:00 PST

it's merry fuckin' christmas, jerkstains...

sorry, had to get that off my chest.anyhoo, now that that's out of the way.  hope everyone had had a kick ass haul of presents (the true meaning of christmas), and got a chance to spend some good...
Posted by Ray on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 10:54:00 PST

faith being rebuilt

i'm not gonna gush.and for some of you reading what i'm about to write will be something of a shock coming from me.here we go.i'm happy.there are a good amount of decent things happening these days, a...
Posted by Ray on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 01:54:00 PST

remember that show freinds?

basically, i can't stand it.the reason i'm writing this is because my roommates got into the pot and are currently watching over 3 hours of that show.  ...how?the thing about that show is that fo...
Posted by Ray on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 05:36:00 PST