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Slim Bloodworth

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About Me

I'm the kind of person you either love or hate... most folks love me though. I'm glad, because I can be the most lovable asshole you've ever met with a loyalty unparalleled. That doesn't mean I won't tell you the truth or that I'm blinded by devotion though. I'm sarcastic at times to the point of scathing, but I'm also very charming, charismatic and social. I can be eloquent and brutally honest... If you haven't caught on yet, I'm a talker... a sweet talker. I'm very good too, so good in fact that I can communicate an entire converstaion without a word. I'm very clever, I'm a thinker and philosopher. I'm very well rounded that way and have broad interests. I'm not gorgeous, I'm not beautiful, but I'm cute and androgenyous... And in many ways I'm just like you, but most of all I'm fun, I'm funny, I'm entertaining and I've got a lot of freewheelin' good humored energy. I enjoy being creative, I enjoy celebrating life by poking fun at it. I'm horrible aout keeping in touch with people, even the ones I love, but they're never far from my thoughts. Also, I type for shit and my spelling can be atrocious. And did I mention humble? I'm humble too...
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My Interests

Check out: http://groups.myspace.com/comicbloodworth And now my interests: Ideas, theories, philosophies, music, finding pictures in the clouds, laughing after a show, camping, almost anything outdoors, art, poetry, reading, movement, cemetaries, folk lore, legends, myths, fashion, sexuality, religion, communication, education.... blah, blah, blah.

I'd like to meet:

Jay Sankey, Dahli Lama, Nelson Mandella, Opra Whimphrey, I'd like to watch a poker game with Jesus/ Mohammed/ Buddah/ Krishna/ Zeus/ Nitezche and Einstein (and only a physisist will laugh at that Einstein part, I know). Lily Tomlin, Charles Manson, The guys from "Ask A Ninja", Matt Groening, A man who at 102 is still in his right mind, a woman who is 102 and still in her right mind, Bono and Tina Turner... and for those who have passed on: Gore Vidal, Kurt Vonegut, Harvey Milk, Malcom X, Lucille Ball, Johnny Carson, Edgar Allen Poe, Walt Whitman... And this could get real drawn out.

Music:

I'm a bit of a music snob as well as a conisure. I enjoy every kind of music with the exception of Tejano (no offense to anyone, but that damn organ grates on my nerves after a short time). As long as the artist is sincerely talented and has worked hard on their craft, as long as they have something to say or show me. I love everything from Opera and Classical to Blues and Jazz, to Techno and Trance, dico, dance, Rock, Punk, hard core, you name it... I even like a nice Polka.

Movies:

I'm really picky about movies... V For Vendetta, Kung Fu Hustle, The Sadest Music In The World, The Triplets of Bellville, Amadeus, Immortal Beloved, Noises Off, D.E.B.S., Hell Raiser Trilogy, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Powder, Dogma, Pot Luck, a shit load of independants I'm not mentioning at the moment, and anything involving me.

Television:

Not a fan of T.V. the only things I watch realy are the Discovery Channel, National Geographic Channel, Animal Planet, History Channel and on occasion something on PBS. I'm tired of getting bombarded with skewed news, commercials trying to sell me drugs... Wasn't it back in the 80's they used to have a commercial about a drug dealer trying to push a joint on a kid saying "C'mon, I'll give you this one free..."? Parents - The Anti Drug. Well first off, I've never know a dealer to give JACK SHIT away free and second off these damn drug commercials now are geared toward OUR FUCKIN' PARENTS... "Call now for your FREE TRIAL of Viagra!" Mother Fuckers....

Books:

Oy... I love to read. Right now I'm reading "Live From Golgotha" by Gore Vidal. I like a fiction based on facts or a good story within a story, Ernest Hemmingway was a great inside out writer that way. I like non fiction and I like fantasy... love those Harry Potter Books and when it comes to a good horror story... NOBOBY CAN TOUCH CLIVE BARKER! Clive also has a childs fairytale book called "The Thief of Always" which is fantastic and a fantasy series called the Abarat which is awesome!

Heroes:

I have 'em, my heros... But the thing about a great hero is that they don't think they're a hero, don't know they're a hero, don't want to be told they're a hero and are a hero unintentionally. They are inspiring by showing us what we could be without ever expecting us to be.

My Blog

It's Just A Little Stolen, It's Still Good, It's Still Good!

So I was lucky enough to get to see the Simpson Movie via sneak preview last night. First off let me give you the back story before I get into the movie... My bestfriend scored the tickets for us beca...
Posted by Slim Bloodworth on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 10:08:00 PST

So Falwell Keeled Over...

Well, I guess the death of Jerry has got me delving into some deep thoughts. See, I never imagined God to be a hateful thing... And all of my religious humor, and there's A LOT of it, never is pl...
Posted by Slim Bloodworth on Wed, 16 May 2007 03:47:00 PST

You Pansyass!!!

Houston, Texas... Once a year we have the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo, which is the largest rodeo event in North America. Now, Houston is also the 4th largest city on the United States encompass...
Posted by Slim Bloodworth on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 12:31:00 PST

The D.O.H. Tour

Well folks it was a BLAST. Aside from two busted tires, a couple of fall throughs, Clitty Clitty giving out adnd a few minor set backs it was wonderful. We started the Tour at Mixx Lounge in Providenc...
Posted by Slim Bloodworth on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 12:09:00 PST

Congratulations, you're a winner!

Here in Houston we have a lightrail. A small train that shuttles people from one block to the other. I say block because the thing is only 2 miles long. Houston is nearly 600 sq. miles wide and that d...
Posted by Slim Bloodworth on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 10:29:00 PST

The Dykes of Hazard Comedy Tour

Hello y'all. Let's see, where do I begin? A few months back I was contacted by a good comic friend of mine Kristen Becker. She had the greatest idea to put together a touring show with 3 out lesbians ...
Posted by Slim Bloodworth on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 10:57:00 PST

Gemini's and Virgo's

I'm an optimist at heart. I belive in magic no matter how well some things can be explained, how much scientific proof they have or how much research has been done, they're still magic to me and ...
Posted by Slim Bloodworth on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 12:43:00 PST

I Hate Utah (Or Dear Dumbass)

I got his request a couple of days ago. A booker of a comedy club in Utah had a number of requests for me to come out there and play his club. Now I can honestly say I truly appreciate the humor of wh...
Posted by Slim Bloodworth on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 10:41:00 PST

It Always Starts with...

I thought that would get your attention. Well I'm back from Canada gang and it's nice to be home. What a blast I had up there this time, hell, I have a blast every time. I love that gang up in Ottawa ...
Posted by Slim Bloodworth on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 02:28:00 PST

Just for comedy

Pardon the mess folks, I'm still working on putting this thing together. My old space is still there and will be, but this one is just going to be for comedy. I'm going to add video clips, sound bites...
Posted by Slim Bloodworth on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 08:28:00 PST